For those of you who want to post about masturbation...

[Eternal]

Dont. Any new threads will be closed and/or deleted. There are far too many of them already. If you want to know about the effects of doing it/not doing it, who can go the longest without it, who can do it the most, ect, then do a freaking search. There is already a contest going on in the "Anything Else" forum and a former thread about the effects of it is residing in "The Archive."

Again, any new threads on jacking off will be closed and/or deleted.

 

[Big-J]

Didn't we have an "Ultimate Masturbation Thread" put up here a while ago?


Edit: Wait, that was wayyyyyyy long ago.


Edit 2: Did some searching and found This in the Archive:

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20053

 

[Hot Ice]

I'd like to quote my last post to a masturbation thread to this topic.

PS. Crazykid I'm glad someone put end to these threads.

Hmmm.... Why masturbation is always number one topic that get's the most attention??



Why??

I tell you why!!


Just because you damn pussies stay home watching porn at home while you could get some REAL piece of ass!!!!!

GO THE **** OUT AND GET IT!!
Get it?


Virginity (like most of you are) is not a reason to stay home and cry like a girl!!!

 

[comic_relief]

Please get rid of the "Girls Like Bigger D!cks" thread also if it is not already gone. They are sh!ttacular.

 

[Don_Marko]

*LOL*

That's so jokes!

 

[rgeere]

Thank God, and also don't post any crap about made up sex exploits or mathematical formulas. Who wants to spend all of their time memorizing how to do a series of obscure math logic? I mean, you might as well go out and date your calculator, it's just about as effective.

 

[Capi Crimini]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x1000

those damn posts got so annoying.

INstead of just masturbation can we just delete anything deemed stupid by the mass populus of DJs.

 

[Oxide]

This is retarded... next you are going to tell people not to post
"why did she not call me back?" posts.. along with "i like her..what do i do?"

You are not going to stop the questions from coming, crazykid... if people need to know, people need to know.

 

[Capi Crimini]

^ I think we'll still get ' I like her what to do ' posts an i think they need to come in becuase of the AFC's. Plus the AFC's need to get a harse reality to there post as an answer. But as far as I believe the stupid ****s not coming from them. It's coming from people acting stupid. rolleyes People who've been here a while.

I support Crazykid. I think it'll stop the onrush and maybe not stop it but slow it down.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Oxide
This is retarded... next you are going to tell people not to post
"why did she not call me back?" posts.. along with "i like her..what do i do?"

You are not going to stop the questions from coming, crazykid... if people need to know, people need to know.

If people need to know, those people can use the "Search" feature to find out whatever they want. If they want to know about masturbation, they can go to one of the two active threads (and the only threads that will be active.) If they want to post "why did she not call me back," then they can. If they are in High School, it'll be moved to the High School forum. If they are above that age, it'll be here.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

I agree. When I needed help with something back in the day, I searched for it myself. Most questions can be better answered that way rather than cluttering up the board with stupid questions anyway. And personally, I am tired of hearing about masturbation...

Keep up the good work, Crazykid.

 

[WestCoaster]

Thank you CK!

Thank you for deleting this. Major props!

I'm tired of the stupid topic that really doesn't and shouldn't warrant that much attention. Frankly, I don't care how much you jack off, when and where you do, and how you do it.

To steal from Sports Illustrated:

This week's sign that the Apocolypse is on us: A 15-year old last week started a post instructing all of us on the evils of whacking off.

My God, when I was his age I actually had a low-paying job (usually out in the fields) and was thinking about playing basketball at the park, how to get my buddies to give me a ride to the fast food place, and so forth.

Today we have 15-year olds attempting to wax philosophically on whacking off.

Our country is doomed.

 

[Dee-Zy]

lol, a sticky about masterbation? (No pun intended )


this is sad.


LOL

 

[Eternal]

This has been up here long enough. Going to unstick it and lock it for now, but will bring this back up if things get out of hand (or they start trying to stop being so "hands on".)

 

[Eternal]

Bumping this back up as a reminder to people.