"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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For the guys with girlfriends

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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comic_relief

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How my day went with my girlfriend:
1.) Banged
2.) Yard selling with a friend
3.) Made smoothies
4.) swimming at the pool
5.) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 online
6.) go to bed

Nothing too crazy when I am with my girlfriend. Sometimes we will watch "Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

- comic_relief
 

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Your question is too vague. The weekends? weekdays? are you in school? Do you work? How far away are you from eachother?
 

CarlitosWay

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Going out for a bite to eat or few drinks , preferably outside. (we always split bill or I buy one night and she gets the next). Mornings/afternoon we usually have sex for a good hour to hour and a half or until right before she has to go to work hehe.

Lately have been going out to the park, grill some food together by the lake. Then get a bit frisky by the shore, with only the moon light and stars showcasing her size d bosom and get ran up on by the police with spot lights(true story)

Head down town here a lot also, hit up some clubs and dance pretty much the whole night until close. Drinks, sex, bj what not.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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