"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I got a problem and need someone who knows what's going on.. because I'm lost here..

So today I've had this incident happen numerous times where the whole screen disappears while I'm using the computer with a blue screen and white text saying:

STOP: [Fatal system error]
The windows subsystem process terminated unexpectedly with a status of [some weird codes made from numbers and letters].
The system has been shut down.


so basically the computer just shuts down while that message appears. When I restart I then get a similar message just as the pc gets loaded..

Beginning dump physical memory.
Physical memory dump complete.


..then the system shuts down again.. :S

So I restart the computer again in safe mode and run msconfig accessing the startup system...I see this.. -dumprep 0 -k
I un-check mark it and restart the computer again with no problems. Then after a while the same error message appears again and I have to go through the same process restarting the computer in safe mode etc.

I'm guessing this is some kind of virus. I've got the best anti-virus programs installed (kaspersky, spyware doctor, lavasoft ad-aware, etc) but failed to find anything suspicious.

does anyone know what the hell is going on here? :confused:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This can happen after adding a new piece of hardware such as memory etc. If you added anything new, remove that device and the drivers.

There is a worm that simulated the message you got some time ago. Virus scanners are worthless and won't detect that. You need to make sure all windows updates are patched.
 

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I'd love to know what virus is out in the wild that major security products don't detect. Please provide info.
 

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bigjohnson said:
I'd love to know what virus is out in the wild that major security products don't detect. Please provide info.
New viruses can be created daily. Security products aren't always up to date
 

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tmpgstx said:
This can happen after adding a new piece of hardware such as memory etc. If you added anything new, remove that device and the drivers.

There is a worm that simulated the message you got some time ago. Virus scanners are worthless and won't detect that. You need to make sure all windows updates are patched.
Well that's what makes it funny, I haven't added any new drivers or devices (except a web cam which was a few days ago).

If I don't find the way to fix this I'm thinking of a system restore...I made a backup 'bout a month ago. Would that fix the problem? I've never done a system restore before.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Just system restore. You wont really lose much info. System restore restores the computer to the last time you reboot your pc, not the last time you restored it as long as you choose the latest system point of restore.
 

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mpimpin said:
New viruses can be created daily. Security products aren't always up to date
Being up to date isn't the question. I'm asking about a specific virus that was posted above that "virus scanners won't detect". What is it? Smells like BS to me.

Also, most signatures are updated by major vendors within 2-4 hours of first reports.
 

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bigjohnson said:
Being up to date isn't the question. I'm asking about a specific virus that was posted above that "virus scanners won't detect". What is it? Smells like BS to me.

Also, most signatures are updated by major vendors within 2-4 hours of first reports.

virus scanners wont detect an up to date virus because the virus defintions in the program are not up to date. Actually its simple.
 

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Skel said:
virus scanners wont detect an up to date virus because the virus defintions in the program are not up to date. Actually its simple.
OK, I'll type slower. He said there was a specific virus presently out (not some hypothetical virus from next week) that the virus scanner couldn't detect. I'm asking for a show me. I believe the worm he's talking about was one that poorly done securtiy ware wouldn't detect because it included some primitive rootkit functionality, but all majors had updates to detect it within hours. Free AV is, well, you get what you pay for sometimes.



Now what you're talking about is something completely different, but ...

As for malware from next week, it'll be in your AV database before you know the malware is out there. Someone will detect it and submit a sample and the worldwide AV community will share it among themselves, and have new definitions out within hours.

Yeah, I know what I'm talking about, the AV research group for North America sits North of me, across the street from where I sit in software R&D.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I could have phrased that more nicely - I'm sorry for being testy dude.
 

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The easiest way to fix this is to format your hard drive and install Ubuntu Linux :D

But if you insist on sticking with Windows, I would still wipe the hard drive and re-install. Doing a recovery doesn't really fix anything.
 

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It sounds like a hardware or driver issue. As much as I love Linux bad drivers and (for sure) bad hardware will put it down just as surely, and with even more cryptic error messages.
 

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Well that's what makes it funny, I haven't added any new drivers or devices (except a web cam which was a few days ago).
I actually had a web cam do this very thing. Removing the cam and drivers fixed it.
 

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I had memory do this, all I had to do is re-seat it and the issue was solved. If you're comfortable inside the case (and if you're not you should be, as a guy. LOL) try reseating components and restarting.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Desdinova said:
The easiest way to fix this is to format your hard drive and install Ubuntu Linux :D

But if you insist on sticking with Windows, I would still wipe the hard drive and re-install. Doing a recovery doesn't really fix anything.
Ahh I hate formating...too much info gets lost. Only time I did that was when I was a noob at computers and some idiot sent me a trojan :rolleyes:
 

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bigjohnson said:
I had memory do this, all I had to do is re-seat it and the issue was solved. If you're comfortable inside the case (and if you're not you should be, as a guy. LOL) try reseating components and restarting.
Bingo! Problem solved. :)

Thanks for the help guys.
 
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