"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
For all the castrated men who can't deal with the stress of life
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BBX
Master Don Juan
everything is going to be allright
The_flying_dutchman
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This is an honest question: Was that vid just a joke or was this dude actually serious?
Docs
Banned
But he's so cute!!!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ShizamDaMan
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Wow. What a f*cking psycho. I think he may kill himself after all the public ridicule.
Maybe if it had a spout for vodka...
Maybe if it had a spout for vodka...
shydude
Master Don Juan
WDF was that...............
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
samependo, that gave me a funny idea, imagine chucky as this doll. hahaha
BBX
Master Don Juan
:crackup:Jariel said:Holy sh1t!
What they didn't show you was the little rip in it's ass for those lonely nights.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
That guy was a fvcking fag.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
WTF was that sh1t.
picard
Master Don Juan
that guy is weird. really weird !!! I never seen a guy with a doll other than collecting barbie for monetary reason.
legolas
Master Don Juan
That guy sounded like he was fighting to be straight when he was in reality gay. I wonder what show that was?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.