"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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For all of those who read my other post.

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nan3109

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For all of those who read my other post about changing my look, here is what i look after I get my hair brown (or when it used to be) and an untouched photo (non modeling pic, just taken with a regular camera).

http://images.thedilly.com/users/2004/04/17/pillsburrybo/photos/headshot.jpg


Any evaluations or change of minds about me lookin like a homo or looking toooo perfect? I doubt it, you gotta understand people say that **** and its offensive, i just wanna be average guy that girls like!! NOT LOOKING FOR FREAKIN ATTENTION, JUST ACCEPTANCE!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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seabreeze

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Oh Nan! I'm sorry. When I said you looked perfect it's not like I meant it was your fault. That's genetics, hon. You have very delicate features and perfect proportions to your face and what I saw of your body. That's what I meant. I think guys like you need to try and tone it down a little by being a little scruffy (Brad has tried this and so has Johnny Depp, who also has your type of delicate features). You are VERY attractive and when you grow into your looks (in your mid to late twenties) and look a little more weathered and older you are gonna knock'em dead!

YOU DO NOT LOOK GAY. I don't know who said that but, that's BS.
Seabreeze;)
 
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You obviously have some kind of self-image disorder. So I might as well just be the one to come out and say it:

YOU LOOK GREAT

IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHICKS, IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAME SUCKS.


SUCKS!

Now start working on improving your confidence instead of making 20 "Do I look too muscular???" threads a day.
 
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Originally posted by Interpol
Now start working on improving your confidence instead of making 20 "Do I look too muscular???" threads a day.
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Only 4 by my count. :rolleyes:

For all of those who read my other post.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60392

Working Out More or Less Pic OPINIONS?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60318

Baby Boy Face problem...
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60218

College party problem
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60170
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJ_Dork

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hey nan3109, how does it feel to being a narcissistic bisexual phag.
 
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hey nan3109, how does it feel to being a narcissistic bisexual phag.
 
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