“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Football: Educate a dumbass!

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I just had my first practice for football today. Blistered, sore, and damn well tired I feel a sense of accomplishment making it through the day without feeling like dying. Seeing as the coach put me as a running back I think I'm in for a season full of running.

I think I can do the physical part, but I lack knowledge of the sport as a whole.

- Can someone explain to me in basic and short amount of words what each posistion's role is?
- What will my role as a running back be in depth?
- What posistions are familiar and what should I know about them.
- Any general tips for surviving my first season?

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Edit: Please! Please! Do not give me a link to the wikipedia articles, they're very vague and not too helpful for me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't do something if you don't love it. Simple as that.
 

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sparky0000 said:
Don't do something if you don't love it. Simple as that.

WRONG.
 

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I never said I hated football, I just don't know what I'm doing.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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itishe said:
I never said I hated football, I just don't know what I'm doing.
Learn as you go and enjoy the process...

I wish I could play football again......
 

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Im guessing your meaning American Football....

Not Football (As the entire world knows it)
 

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yes he means real football not fag football
 

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As a running back, you need quick feet and balance. You should be able to lower your head, deliver a blow to the potential tackler, and then bounce off and keep running.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Of course guys like Self-Mastery wish they could go back to their senior year of high school. Senior year of high school was/is/will be the apex of many an American male's life. If not senior year of high school it will be college. I find that very sad.

Football is king in America. I find it hard to believe that a male would not understand the game, yet want to play it as a teen. If you love the game you should go for it. If you are doing it because of peer pressure you are making a big mistake. I think at least 60% of high school football players don't really love the game itself. They do it for stupid reasons like getting fat girls to like them (Reason #873 why I would never raise a kid in the USA). High school poisons the mind and soul.
 

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I think I'm going to quit football. I have no passion for the sport, I think I just joined because of peer pressure.

"Oh man, your speed will ****in roxors in football, join man join"

Stuff like that convinced me to join. I was ill prepared and I don't think I like it.
 

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I think another factor of my quitting is I have no clue what the **** is going on. Everyone else there watches football religiously and knows the sport in and out.
 

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why are you being a wimp?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A wimp as in doing what I really want to do instead of doing what's expected?
 
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