"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Foot Massage wtf.

HalfAddict

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A chick who is a friend of mine keeps asking me to come over and give her a foot massage and it's ****in weird.

I'm not going to of course. But do you think that it's appropriate to do so if you aren't boning.

I for one do not, seems kinda ***** made to go give some broad a foot massage then leave.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Tesl

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Start with the feet ... move up to her leg ... turn her onto her back and do neck / shoulders ... flip her back over so shes facing you again ... job done.

If I found the girl attractive I'd be on my way over there :)

I'd probably respond something along the lines of "Oh yeah, whats in it for me? ;)", for what its worth.
 

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She wants more.

However don't just go over there and do what she asks. Make her work for it. Tease her. I'll give you a foot massage but what's in it for me?

Foot massage = sex

If you play it right.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Addict,

Trust me here:

You are on to something there, my friend..

That is just another way to get a woman to drop her pants. They love it..

FYI, I massage the feet of my 'main squeeze' in my truck (while driving), when we go to a movie and in bed after we make love...

I buy hand lotion by the case.....

Try it...She may give you some poon.....

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I'm not all that interested in her.. I realize I could escalate, and she is well aware that all I want is to fvck and not have a LTR with anyone. Her best friend is already hella pissed at me cause we were FB's and she was aware of this.. but wanted more and I wouldn't be her boyfriend. So there's probably some word of mouth there and she knows I don't want anything to do with her friend. So now she's been trying to get me, I know she is.. calling me texting me messages on facebook taking me out and buying me drinks. I'm not tarded lol.
There's a ****ton of social proof here, we've known each other for years, she knows everyone knows me.

Like I said a long time ago, don't fvck your friends that are chicks. I know many of you believe this is an impossibility to have girls that are friends. They are in our social circle and I'm not gonna run through every one of em.

Plus I'm leavin and goin to Oklahoma City soon.. Maybe I'll actually sarge there... I mean five years here and maybe one FR. Course it took me five years to make 300 posts. Either way my town is stale as fvck and there ain't **** worth reporting here anyways lol.
 

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Feet are gross! I'll never give a chick a foot massage, even if she's a HB10 and will fvck me once I've given it...

I'll rub her titties, though :rolleyes:
 
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