"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Foot fetish?

rapless

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Anyone here appreciate a woman with nice feet? I'm not a foot fetishist per se, but I can definitely take notice in a woman's feet if they're really nicely shaped, well-kept, and smooth-looking. Some women have pretty nasty feet.

I gotta admit, one thing I REALLY like seeing women in is those long, pointy, strapless high heeled shoes. They only expose the back half of her foot, but it really looks sexy on a woman.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ryannath

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I like women to have nice finger nails to look feminine. If she doesn't have nice finger nails it reallys turns me off. She can keep her socks on for all I'm concerned.
 

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ryannath said:
I like women to have nice finger nails to look feminine. If she doesn't have nice finger nails it reallys turns me off.
Amen, brotha.

I straight laugh in b!tches' faces when I have longer nails then they do and call them mechanics or lumberjacks.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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