"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Followed my oneitis home

No Leaf Clover

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I hadn't seen her in years. All of a sudden I saw her outside the store and for some reason I was compelled to follow her. It was about 2 miles to her apartment. I was just very curious. I know it sounds weird but I'm not a stalker or anything.

Has this or something similar happened to anyone before?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Snowman23

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You're not a stalker yet you followed this woman for 2 miles to her house?

dude, that's not normal.
 

Desert Fox

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1) Creepy.
2) You're a stalker.
3) Did I say CREEPY??

Never happened to me because I'm not a creepy ass stalker. You're welcome. And don't follow people home anymore.
 

sexy_kuta

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you`re fuked man
honestly why do you give a sh1t what she does or where she goes
listen, put this image in your head right now
she sucking 10 big black c0cks right now, huge c0cks, shes a huge slut
picture her ****ing other dudes,
it hurts, let it sink in though just let it sink in, if u can handle the pain, picture that then.
you will soon learn to let go and refuse to bring this onetis up again
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Desert Fox

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No Leaf Clover said:
I know, it's weird. I'm just wondering why I did it. I can't figure it out.
No offense dude but here's the reason:

You're a loser.

Why are you a loser? Because you're ****ing bored with your life. So bored and so lacking ambition or activity that you had to fill up time by STALKING around some random girl. Yes she is a RANDOM girl.

Get a hobby, get a active, get a LIFE. That's your cure.

You're welcome.
 

Mr. Bojangles

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