"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MackJr

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This is something I thought I'd never see. I was at a political party meeting and there were a lot of lesbians there, ie, more than you'd see on the street each day. The older ones had the 'butch' look, but the younger ones could probably pass for straight.

Anyway, I wasn't there for meeting women, I was actually trying to see what was going on politically. Some of the lesbians came up to me since I wasn't a regular and one was basically asking me the get-acquainted questions. I saw a ring on her finger, but her behavior didn't match so I teased her about it, because she talked about having a crush on the politician at the meeting. I teased her on this, basically going into a C&F pattern and mentioned her ring, to get the story on it. She told me she was lesbian (as I thought), and I said, "oh, you're just wearing a ring to keep guys from hitting on you, "

She was flattered, but said she was too old and that men didn't hit on her anymore (she was 41, but looked 33). Somehow we got some incredible rapport going, even though there wasn't going to be any laying. Then she started aggressively trying to hook me up with her straight friend who was also there.

Said friend looked okay, HB7 with an 8.5 body. I passed on the opportunity because I'm not really in a position to do a lot of dating for various reasons.

The funny thing here was that 1.) I found myself flirting with a creature I would have considered unflirtable, and 2) I could have had the social proof for the straight girl in the form of her lezzie friend if I'd pursued her. It makes me wonder what's going on in a woman's mind when you're in a pass, given that the lesbian woman exhibited many of the signs a normal one would have. It could have been that she was bi, but since her "committed partner" was right there, she wasn't going to just run off with some man.

What have DJs found about (real not porn) lesbans? I'm thinking that they might not be useless, but I don't have consistent strategy for dealing with them yet.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bungo Pony

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Even if a woman is a Lesbian, her brain is still wired like a woman. I'm guessing the techniques that work on straight women will work on lesbians, although I've never tried. I'm also guessing that gay men are still turned on firstly by looks as are straight men.
 

WaterTiger

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Originally posted by Bungo Pony
I'm also guessing that gay men are still turned on firstly by looks as are straight men.
A few years ago I was out shopping with a VERY gay male friend of mine. A very lovely girl bumped into him, apologized and walked away. He looked at her for a moment, then turned to me. "You know...I wouldn't mind fvcking her."

Just because a woman says she prefers her lovers "hung like a doughnut" doesn't mean she hates the taste of sausage. ;)
 

MindOverMatter

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haha this reminds me of chasing amy

"she just needs some deep dickin' "

In all seriousness tho, scientists have yet to prove that people are born gay. There are many cases of identical twins, where one twin is gay and the other is straight. It's just a lifestyle that people chose, so it doesn't surprise me that their natural urges (d!ck, meet vagina) take over them sometimes. How else do you explain bisexuals, etc?

edit - i almost forgot. all the lesbians I know in real life (not that many btw) are bisexual.
 

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My best friend in the world , and my current #1 playmate is a lesbian (with one exception :D ) . I have never met a lesbian that has not had sex with a man , or isn't curious.

Good play bro.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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