"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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First off, I almost never watch TV unless it's something educational like National Geographic Channel or History Channel, but I'm sitting here just eating lunch and decided to flip the channel around. I see Flavor of Love on VH1. I've heard of this show before but never bothered to watch it as I've got better things to do.

Now I turn it on, and here's all these HBs talking about how much they love this dude Flava Flav and crying over him and sh*t. I'm like what? Am I imagining this sh*t? This ugly mutha****a has these HBs fawning over here?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20060622_flava_flav.jpg

Is this the twighlight zone or what?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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speakeasy

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But damn, look at the guy, I would think there are some things even money can't overcome.
 

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speakeasy said:
But damn, look at the guy, I would think there are some things even money can't overcome.
Its tv, its all fake. They dont give a sh*t about him. Theyre all hoes who want to be on tv and have their own political agendas for being on the show.
 

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The Roast of flavor flave was on comedy central last night.

It was the funniest thing ever.

"How do you bust on a crack head with a viking helmet" Classic!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LOL!

Yeah, that Flavor flave Roast was a VERY funny. My favorite line was when one of the roasters asked Brigitte Nielson:

"How the hell did you go from fukking "Rocky" to fukking "Bullwinkle the Moose"????"
 
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