"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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First off, I almost never watch TV unless it's something educational like National Geographic Channel or History Channel, but I'm sitting here just eating lunch and decided to flip the channel around. I see Flavor of Love on VH1. I've heard of this show before but never bothered to watch it as I've got better things to do.

Now I turn it on, and here's all these HBs talking about how much they love this dude Flava Flav and crying over him and sh*t. I'm like what? Am I imagining this sh*t? This ugly mutha****a has these HBs fawning over here?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20060622_flava_flav.jpg

Is this the twighlight zone or what?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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But damn, look at the guy, I would think there are some things even money can't overcome.
 
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speakeasy said:
But damn, look at the guy, I would think there are some things even money can't overcome.
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Its tv, its all fake. They dont give a sh*t about him. Theyre all hoes who want to be on tv and have their own political agendas for being on the show.
 
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The Roast of flavor flave was on comedy central last night.

It was the funniest thing ever.

"How do you bust on a crack head with a viking helmet" Classic!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL!

Yeah, that Flavor flave Roast was a VERY funny. My favorite line was when one of the roasters asked Brigitte Nielson:

"How the hell did you go from fukking "Rocky" to fukking "Bullwinkle the Moose"????"
 
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