"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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flame me!

JSH

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then how the **** could you post them without them being starred out, i think somebody had an epileptic fit with his finger on the * button.

OR

maybe its because you are magic.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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motherfvck - a ten letter verb as demonstrated in jay and silent bob's song
 

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i thought of mother**** but thought that only the **** would be censored, time to test it out. I think that person was lazy and jsut typed in stars.
 

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proved right
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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b!tch
 

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No one likes you, no one will ever like you, ever. You where a mistake the day you born. You'll never amount to anything you filthy bum. Get out of the gene pool. You aren't worthy of posting in Don Juan Discussion Forum. Oh my god don't cry you *****. Just do yourself a favor and go away.
 

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you couldnt get a girl even if you can read her mind, ya ****ing LOSER.





bit hard aint it:D
 
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