Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Wilko

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I have become a motherfvcking expert at determining what the rest of a girl looks like based on the merest glimpse of her upper arms from her sh!tty profile photos. Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?

Actually, impressive as it is, it's a bit redundant. Knowing what we know about them, the idea that a woman with an attractive body would choose not to show it off in the most gratuitous way possible is pretty laughable.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wilko said:
Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?
When doing the online thing, if she has a bunch of selfies all cropped from the chest down, then it's not a coincidence. Whether it's tentacles or just a fat pasty body, she's hiding something.
 

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Wilko said:
I have become a motherfvcking expert at determining what the rest of a girl looks like based on the merest glimpse of her upper arms from her sh!tty profile photos. Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?

Actually, impressive as it is, it's a bit redundant. Knowing what we know about them, the idea that a woman with an attractive body would choose not to show it off in the most gratuitous way possible is pretty laughable.
Yep. The upper arms give it away. A few years ago my friend did that to a chick in person. He was drunk and started tapping under her upper arm and not saying anything while it giggled..the chick got PISSED. lol
 

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I developed another closely related superpower where I can tell if a girl will get fat or not.

-A girls arm looks skinny but it has a weird...texture to it. Like she has no muscle, and it's all fat, even though she is so skinny. You know if she starts eating it will immediately go to fat.

-That underarm intersection where the boob and armpit intersect. Sometimes you see a small amount of flubber and lo and behold it is only time until she starts packing on the pounds.

-There is that really good muscle tone/ texture a girl has when she runs or exercises consistently. You can tell they don't treat their body like sh!t and they take care of it. These chicks never get fat.
 
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