"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have become a motherfvcking expert at determining what the rest of a girl looks like based on the merest glimpse of her upper arms from her sh!tty profile photos. Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?

Actually, impressive as it is, it's a bit redundant. Knowing what we know about them, the idea that a woman with an attractive body would choose not to show it off in the most gratuitous way possible is pretty laughable.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Wilko said:
Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?
When doing the online thing, if she has a bunch of selfies all cropped from the chest down, then it's not a coincidence. Whether it's tentacles or just a fat pasty body, she's hiding something.
 

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Wilko said:
I have become a motherfvcking expert at determining what the rest of a girl looks like based on the merest glimpse of her upper arms from her sh!tty profile photos. Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?

Actually, impressive as it is, it's a bit redundant. Knowing what we know about them, the idea that a woman with an attractive body would choose not to show it off in the most gratuitous way possible is pretty laughable.
Yep. The upper arms give it away. A few years ago my friend did that to a chick in person. He was drunk and started tapping under her upper arm and not saying anything while it giggled..the chick got PISSED. lol
 

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I developed another closely related superpower where I can tell if a girl will get fat or not.

-A girls arm looks skinny but it has a weird...texture to it. Like she has no muscle, and it's all fat, even though she is so skinny. You know if she starts eating it will immediately go to fat.

-That underarm intersection where the boob and armpit intersect. Sometimes you see a small amount of flubber and lo and behold it is only time until she starts packing on the pounds.

-There is that really good muscle tone/ texture a girl has when she runs or exercises consistently. You can tell they don't treat their body like sh!t and they take care of it. These chicks never get fat.
 
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