"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I have become a motherfvcking expert at determining what the rest of a girl looks like based on the merest glimpse of her upper arms from her sh!tty profile photos. Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?

Actually, impressive as it is, it's a bit redundant. Knowing what we know about them, the idea that a woman with an attractive body would choose not to show it off in the most gratuitous way possible is pretty laughable.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wilko said:
Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?
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When doing the online thing, if she has a bunch of selfies all cropped from the chest down, then it's not a coincidence. Whether it's tentacles or just a fat pasty body, she's hiding something.
 
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Wilko said:
I have become a motherfvcking expert at determining what the rest of a girl looks like based on the merest glimpse of her upper arms from her sh!tty profile photos. Has anyone else developed this amazing superpower?

Actually, impressive as it is, it's a bit redundant. Knowing what we know about them, the idea that a woman with an attractive body would choose not to show it off in the most gratuitous way possible is pretty laughable.
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Yep. The upper arms give it away. A few years ago my friend did that to a chick in person. He was drunk and started tapping under her upper arm and not saying anything while it giggled..the chick got PISSED. lol
 
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I developed another closely related superpower where I can tell if a girl will get fat or not.

-A girls arm looks skinny but it has a weird...texture to it. Like she has no muscle, and it's all fat, even though she is so skinny. You know if she starts eating it will immediately go to fat.

-That underarm intersection where the boob and armpit intersect. Sometimes you see a small amount of flubber and lo and behold it is only time until she starts packing on the pounds.

-There is that really good muscle tone/ texture a girl has when she runs or exercises consistently. You can tell they don't treat their body like sh!t and they take care of it. These chicks never get fat.
 
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