"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
I'll give you a pass on all the other ranting since you're still venting your teen angst, but you need to get your facts straight on this one. I never said I was a bank teller. And even the tellers make 5 dollars more an hour than McDonald's workers. You'll learn this kind of stuff after you graduate high school.
Actually the education level to become a BANK TELLER is the same as a MCD empolyee. You don't even need a highschool diploma to be a BANK TELLER. So you don't know wtf your talkin about. Actually the wages varies according to the MCD and bank, so you can't conclude that bank tellers make 5 bucks more. Quit talkin out of your ass. :nono:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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bigjohnson said:
Yeah, he doesn't get it. Try using smaller words.




You're (<-- NOTE THIS) a moron, I think.
Yes I do get it, but I don't feel like lookin up the banned thread. Maybe I don't give a f*ck about my spellin on an internet board. If you reall want, go look through my posts. I actually do use YOUR AND YOU'RE correctly. So maybe you should mind your own damn business. :up:
 

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What the fvck. As "AFC" as talking about how hot an 18 year old pole vaulter may or may not be, it's light years behind the gayness of attacking and defending the merits of being a bank teller.

My brother's GF is a lead teller at a bank. She makes a lot more money than I do and is probably smarter than me too.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You must have some pretty shady banks where you live, heh. My bank requires tellers to have high school diplomas. McDonald's does not.



No? So you're asking for a copy of my paystub and a copy of a teller's paystub now? Please. Tellers at my bank start at $11.50/hr. You must have some PRET-TY ritzy McDonald's where you live, because where I come from, they all make minimum wage. And I live in one of the most expensive regions in the country.
Yes Citizen and Bank of America are VERY SHADY banks indeed. I got junior and senior friends who are bank tellers at those banks and they make 9 bucks a hour. So ya you don't know WTF your talking about. So tellers are your bank start at 11 that doesn't mean ALL BANKS are like yours you ignorant fool. Actually depending on the level of TELLER the wages vary too, if your the head teller you make more than a teenager. Wow I'm def not going to your bank... their employees don't know their sh*t.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Give him a break, he's 16. :p I honestly think he'll calm down a bit after puberty.
After his balls drop would also be a better time for him to come to a place like this and post.
 

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:D More pics, or I close this thread. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
:D More pics, or I close this thread. :D

Heh. She's a hottie but probably got a serious head blow going by now after all this attention. Also, for what it's worth a lot of jock chicks suffer extreme bloat after they stop with the sports but their jock appetite lingers.

I dated this ballet dancer once .....
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Maybe I don't give a f*ck about my spellin on an internet board.
PeterNorthisawesome said:
Learn to spell "of" before trying to make a point. How do you know I watch lots OFF porn?
No rebuttal necessary.
 
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