"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
I'll give you a pass on all the other ranting since you're still venting your teen angst, but you need to get your facts straight on this one. I never said I was a bank teller. And even the tellers make 5 dollars more an hour than McDonald's workers. You'll learn this kind of stuff after you graduate high school.
Actually the education level to become a BANK TELLER is the same as a MCD empolyee. You don't even need a highschool diploma to be a BANK TELLER. So you don't know wtf your talkin about. Actually the wages varies according to the MCD and bank, so you can't conclude that bank tellers make 5 bucks more. Quit talkin out of your ass. :nono:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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bigjohnson said:
Yeah, he doesn't get it. Try using smaller words.




You're (<-- NOTE THIS) a moron, I think.
Yes I do get it, but I don't feel like lookin up the banned thread. Maybe I don't give a f*ck about my spellin on an internet board. If you reall want, go look through my posts. I actually do use YOUR AND YOU'RE correctly. So maybe you should mind your own damn business. :up:
 

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What the fvck. As "AFC" as talking about how hot an 18 year old pole vaulter may or may not be, it's light years behind the gayness of attacking and defending the merits of being a bank teller.

My brother's GF is a lead teller at a bank. She makes a lot more money than I do and is probably smarter than me too.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You must have some pretty shady banks where you live, heh. My bank requires tellers to have high school diplomas. McDonald's does not.



No? So you're asking for a copy of my paystub and a copy of a teller's paystub now? Please. Tellers at my bank start at $11.50/hr. You must have some PRET-TY ritzy McDonald's where you live, because where I come from, they all make minimum wage. And I live in one of the most expensive regions in the country.
Yes Citizen and Bank of America are VERY SHADY banks indeed. I got junior and senior friends who are bank tellers at those banks and they make 9 bucks a hour. So ya you don't know WTF your talking about. So tellers are your bank start at 11 that doesn't mean ALL BANKS are like yours you ignorant fool. Actually depending on the level of TELLER the wages vary too, if your the head teller you make more than a teenager. Wow I'm def not going to your bank... their employees don't know their sh*t.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Give him a break, he's 16. :p I honestly think he'll calm down a bit after puberty.
After his balls drop would also be a better time for him to come to a place like this and post.
 

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:D More pics, or I close this thread. :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
:D More pics, or I close this thread. :D

Heh. She's a hottie but probably got a serious head blow going by now after all this attention. Also, for what it's worth a lot of jock chicks suffer extreme bloat after they stop with the sports but their jock appetite lingers.

I dated this ballet dancer once .....
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Maybe I don't give a f*ck about my spellin on an internet board.
PeterNorthisawesome said:
Learn to spell "of" before trying to make a point. How do you know I watch lots OFF porn?
No rebuttal necessary.
 
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