Last night I went to a club for the first time and all I can say is, gawd awful. Once I entered, it was so hot in there and there are like thousands of people, you can hardly walk anywhere let alone sit down so I'm pretty much standing the whole time. We have idiots on the dance floor who are acting like retards, it's over crowded. They blast the music to the point your ears are bleeding and the only type of music that is being played is R&B and rap, see for me I can stand that type of music but I am the kind of person who needs to listen to a variety of music but after listening to R&B and rap for too long it gets to the point where you just get sick of it. Mostly everybody there smokes so by the time you come out you smell soo stink and it's like 2nd hand smoking up the ass there. Another thing I noticed, on the dance floor we got all these B!tches who rub their ass against strangers d!cks and go in between two guys. Pathetic. I thought it would be fun but it was boring as fvck... This is just a warning to people who never been clubbing before. This was my first time clubbing and I can honestly say it'll be my last. I went with my friends thinking yeah maybe I'll probably meet a cool girl, but I was wrong. They're all wh0res there who have no respect for themselves, they dress real slutty (like the sluts on the strip).
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First time clubbing
- Thread starter unistork
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may i ask how old you are? you may not have enjoyed the club scene because you went to one that catered for the youth. most teens like rap.R&B, crowded clubs. you should try the acid jazz bars, or some place that plays music for your tastes, and the people there are of your age group.
If you dont like clubbing you dont like clubbing. You dont have to club to be a DJ.
Personally, I like to go to clubs where they have classy dress codes and play more electronica music, as opposed to the revel-in-excess cookie cutter voice-of-the-people oxymoron that is commercial rap and hip hop. Perhaps youd find yourself having a better time at one of those clubs. Not all clubs are slut ghetto rap clubs.
And if you dont like clubs in general, you just dont like clubs. So what?
Personally, I like to go to clubs where they have classy dress codes and play more electronica music, as opposed to the revel-in-excess cookie cutter voice-of-the-people oxymoron that is commercial rap and hip hop. Perhaps youd find yourself having a better time at one of those clubs. Not all clubs are slut ghetto rap clubs.
And if you dont like clubs in general, you just dont like clubs. So what?
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lol.Originally posted by unistork
I'm just saying, what's the purpose of them? Unless you want a ***** of a girlfriend?
you kiss a girl, shes your girlfriend?
heard of a one night stand.
dude, plenty of nice respectable girls go to clubs. alot of skank hoes do too.. shift through them all, you'll have fun finding out which ones in the skank clothes are skanks, and which ones are nice girls in skank clothes. theres advantages to both.