"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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First threesome, poor me

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Interesting. Can you provide some details of what happened? Positions etc. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to know what happened.

Originally posted by quest
lol..
last friday night i had my first multiple partner sex. there were 4 of us. 1 girl.
that should take some heat off you finch.
there is nothing wrong with it. most of the guys here are just key board jockeys and haven't had any sexual experience, probably no kissing experience.
when i was 14 i would have said, "dude, i'm not gay!" well, i'm still not gay, and i'd **** with my mates.

i wouldn't put my **** anywhere they had ***. and i wouldn't intentionally touch them in any way.. but it aint like i've never given them a hug before, is it so much worse then that?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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you must have been really bumping bodies with him too because you can barely do it with a chick in any car... let alone with another guy in the picture... you were probably nervous in the back of your mind although you think youa re secure enough and thats probably why you couldnt get it up...
 

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So you might be wondering why "poor me". I had so much to drink that I actually could not get it up. I felt so robbed.. I had the perfect opportunity to **** this girl and my **** is limp. That hasn't been the first time that it's gone limp drinking, but this time I seriously barely drank anything. What's wrong with me? Does this girl seriously not do it for me because I just couldn't focus on her.. at all to get it up. I had to resort to fingering her, which she loved btw.
Hmm.. let me think about this one for a second. OK, umm... ah yes. Could it be that ANOTHER NAKED GUY IS STANDING THERE WITH HIS WEINER HANGING OUT APPROXIMATELY 10CM FROM YOURS?!?

Yes, I think that could be the reason why.

I'm not a homophobe, neither am I calling you gay. But lets just say the '2 guys and 1 girl' thing ain't for me. Know why? I'm not attracted to naked men. If I am trying to be intimate with a woman, the sight of a naked man would be an extremely effective passion-killer.

So if your not gay (which I dont think you are because you went limp) then surely the solution is to just concentrate on 1-on-1s with girls. Then I'm sure your little soldier won't be giving you any more problems. There's your answer. Bit of a no-brainer really?

(Edit: OK I just re-read your original post and you say you couldn't see him. OK fair enough but surely just the fact that another man is THERE is enough to prevent anything happening down there. You see my point)
 

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remember kids, it's not gay unless the balls touch
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Centaurion

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OMFG :eek:

everything was fine until that guy started giving that other dude a facials.

omfg
 

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Hahah holy sh1t that guy got pretty angry! I wish I could see what happened next
 

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Although I personally wouldn't do a threesome with another man, I don't think it's necessarily gay.

I've been trying to hook up a threesome, I just need another girl who likes me and my one girlfriend from back home. The trick is bringing it up in everyday conversation :)

Sorry your first experience went so bad. Next time try it with two chicks for a more reliable boner.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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SamePendo

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You: Hey, I got invited to a orgy the other day.
Her: Really? yada yada yada.
 

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1 **** in one as$ + 1 **** in the vagina= eiffel tower

One guy laying on the ground doing the girl in the vagina she is on top of him another guy on his knees pounds the ass.
 

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The eiffel tower is when one dude is behind the girl ****ing her in the ass. The other guy is in the front ****ing her *****. Then both guys clap hands over her.
 

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Originally posted by napoleon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOK AT THIS FILM. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DO A MMF. FILM HAS 2 MB.

(FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED- DONT
W A N K OFF ON THIS)

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/mistakeallap78y7yp.wmv
LOL that was funny ****. Right at the end the guy just started noticing and started laughing at the same time he apologized.:D
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Microphone Fiend

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lol, me thinks that the NAPOLEAN has gay porn...seriously, why would they zoom in on the other guys face like that prior to the cumshot? Who wants to see one guys expression when his friend is coming? Do you jack off to porn then rite b4 u come u think "hmm i wanna see how the guy looks when his friend jizzzes on the gurl"?


Anyhow you guys are all homophobes man. That aint cool. Everyone wants to prove how manly and "alpha" they are by condemning two guys getting pleasured at once. WEll good job with the threesome man, you prolly won't get as much props as a FFM but it's cool
 

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Originally posted by wiggadude
Interesting. Can you provide some details of what happened? Positions etc. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to know what happened.

wasn't very much positions at all..
1 guy was ****ing while i was getting head
the other was playing with her tits..
then the ****ing guys switched..

i never ****ed her.. never blew, but i was fine with holding an erection. i think its a comfort thing..
 

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Originally posted by Pancho84
you must have been really bumping bodies with him too because you can barely do it with a chick in any car... let alone with another guy in the picture... you were probably nervous in the back of your mind although you think youa re secure enough and thats probably why you couldnt get it up...
Not at all.. you'd be surprised. We put all the back seats down and my friends crazy; he turned his passenger seat back wards for even more room. lol, probably haven't seen that before right?

There was plenty of room and at no point did I grind/touch my friend. As I said, I barely even saw him and most definitely didn't see his guy parts.

lol, thanks for being honest quest. I appreciate it. I could honestly care less what a bunch of people from a message board online thought of me, but thanks for the encouragement.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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