first lay.

[Tails]

what was YOUR first lay?

mine was with a 22 year old, ex model, bisexual, married with a kid, blonde woman. at the time she was messing around with my friend, another bisexual. her boyfriend and me. i met the married woman through my friend.

her boyfriend got beaten up after i had sex with her... he attempted to do the same (i heard this from people) and the husband came home early one night and found him having sex on HIS bed in HIS house with HIS wife. i was lucky and i didn't get beaten. anyway, i stopped seeing her.

i saw her with her husband sitting down at the local shopping center one day. i was with two friends. i walked past her and we both laughed and smiled as i walked past. the husband was looking down on the ground. little did he know the man who fuked his wife had just walked past him.

 

[gav]

holy sh!t. your first was a lesbo milf? lucky dog

 

[rgeere]

Where do you find these women?

My first time even attempting to be sexual with a girl was when I was 14, when my mom caught us getting it on and did everything she could to discourage me from ever doing it again, which is why I have little other option now, but to do what I can to catch up to pace in experience as I'm 10 years behind the majority of people as a result of it.

 

[improvingdonjuan]

my first time was when i was 15 with a girlfirend of mine.
i was so nervous i couldnt get hard but she acted understanding and all ofa sudden i got hard and banged her. man just thinking about it and how good it felt makes me want to bang someone

 

[Don_Marko]

My first time was pretty odd.... I dunno if I should even count it.
This girl was 15, I was 16, however she must have been about 5'0 and a virgin. Me on the other hand 6'2... We went away to a cottage with a bunch of friends, had a couple of drinks, smoked a couple of dubies, we go back in our cottage and go at it...........
However I couldn't get my **** in her! This girl was all ready to go she's naked, ready and spread but too ****ing tight, there's no way I could get in her! We tried about 20 minutes in every different position but just couldn't work... the physics of it didn't work out!

 

[Crank_It_Up]

18, went to my oldest brother's wedding reception with my HS gf who would do everything but intercourse. There was a slightly older girl with big tits who started flirting with me... after I took gf home, I returned to the party and continued to flirt with big tits.

She was a bit chubby and didn't think she was my type, but while I was making out with her, for some reason she really got to me. I ended up screwing her on the side of the freeway early the next morning. She was playing around with me while I was driving, so I pulled over to the side and we jumped out. I thought we were far enough down the bank that nobody could see us from the freeway, but truckers kept blowing their horn as they passed... too funny.

Afterwards when we got back up to the car, the highway patrol had left a parking ticket on the windshield, but it was very nice of them to not interrupt the action.

 

[Move]

lol Don Marko =)
My 'almost' first time was the same! How frustrating!!! I suspected she wasn't wet enough - but we were both virgins and didn't know any better.
My first REAL lay was with a flatmate of my friends. She was a 28 year old. I was 18.
I ended up back at a friends house after a big weekend. The whole sex thing had been playing on me for years and after everyone telling me to make it special etc i just ****ed this girl to get the ball rolling. Needless to say it did exactly that and now im working on making up for those missed years.

 

[Don_Marko]

Originally posted by Move
lol Don Marko =)
My 'almost' first time was the same! How frustrating!!! I suspected she wasn't wet enough - but we were both virgins and didn't know any better.

See I suspected the same thing... however I solved the problem by rubbing beer on her, as an unfinished can of beer was the closest available liquid. She was like: "Are you sure this is what you are supposed to do" and I'm "Yeah relax people do this all the time" But still no LAY

By the way... glad you got out all that society bulls*t ideas about sex out of your system... always remember that it isn't in society's best interest for guys like you and I to go and seduce as many girls as possible...

 

[Tails]

lol! this is funny stuff. i sometimes wonder what a virgin would be like. but hey, good posts! keep em coming!

 

[JohnJones]

My real first time was just lousy and I shudder to think of it.

My close-to-first time I was at the beach with a (younger) girl who had come down with her friends. I'd called her drunk a few nights before and for whatever reason she thought I was a baddass. She'd been with a couple of guys before.

Only thing was we started making out and her breath smelled so badly of clams and cigarettes (she'd had dinner with her folks) that I nearly puked. Complete loss of structural integrity and desire...

 

[OzzyBoy]

cool