"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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First human case of bird flu confirmed, time for another vaccine shot...

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Xenom0rph

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Look, if you're educated, civilized and cultured then you have to do the socially responsible thing and get vaxed...again....and again...and again... As many times as you're told....

Dont be like those anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist goons...
 

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Did you even read the article? It's a rare strain of a virus that nobody cares about because it has a hard time spreading anywhere. They're just making news out of something insignificant because it's about a virus and they probably didn't have anything more interesting to write about.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I would guess china cares enough to take a sample and grow it out in their (totally not a germ warfare) lab. Give it time.
Strange they haven't succeeded yet, this type of virus has been around for decades. How much time were you thinking? A couple of centuries?
 

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It is your civic duty to get the vax... In fact, I think we need to implement some sort of social credit system that deducts points from your credit score if you don't have proof of vaccination.
 
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It is your civic duty to get the vax... In fact, I think we need to implement some sort of social credit system that deducts points from your credit score if you don't have proof of vaccination.
Facial recognition technology everywhere, as well as tracking across all social media to constantly evaluate that social credit...too bad they didnt put that much effort into securing their germ collection.
 

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Look, if you're educated, civilized and cultured then you have to do the socially responsible thing and get vaxed...again....and again...and again... As many times as you're told....

Dont be like those anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist goons...
That comes from someone that has a frog dressed as a pope. OoOokay, right.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Allow me to do us both a favor and simplify this little situation, you're not worth my time so I won't be going back and forth with you. Carry on as you were. Have a good one.

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No need to get triggered, just use the ignore function, I take no offense.
 
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