"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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First Date: SoSuave Tells Me What To Do

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BeDJ

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HB 7, 22 years old - Uni grad, graphics designer. Asian 5' 5/6"

High interest, less than 10% chance of flaking. We are meeting up the wine bar near my house at 8PM tomorrow.

Rules:

No stupid things like dipping my nut sack in her merlot.
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I don't care if I get laid, slapped, insulted, embarrassed, second date, kissed, etc.

Field Report Guaranteed.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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When you're at the bar ask her if she's hungry. Then if she says yes, take out your wiener and, while giving her a serious look, say:"I got something for you to snack on right here." Then see what happens!!
 
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Tell her you like Asian food. Then ask if she's ever had cream-of-sum-yun-gai. Then proceed to F close. Done.
 
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Act distracted, glancing at the door and around the room nervously. After she notices this behavior apologize and tell her you think your ex-girlfriend has been following you, and that you have been finding dead rodents, and birds on your doorstep.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Say "Im sorry but..." at the beginning of every single sentence.
 
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Maintain an erection throughout the whole date.
 
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Wine bar should be sufficient, bar hop from there. Don't do dinner though, drinking wine and eating equals sleepytime and yawns (for both of you), sleepytime = no sex.
 
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Ask her what the French butcher asked the Japanese lady in Hannibal Rising (does the asian pvssy run sideways?)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BeDJ

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Awesome. I'm going to find ways to inject all the suggestions above into the date.

Personally, I like Social_Leper's suggestion the best and it will absolutely be done.
 
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Don't forget the field report if you can use the internet in jail!
 
Peaks&Valleys

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2+ hours to go, C'mon poster #1!!
 
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BeDJ

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SgtSplacker said:
Maintain an erection throughout the whole date.
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Taking 2 Extenzes' right now.
Peaks&Valleys said:
2+ hours to go, C'mon poster #1!!
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No. I'm a grower, not a show-er with my inch and quarter.

I'm calling it out now.

8:15 Wine bar
9:00 Isolation
10:00 My place
10:30 Clothes off
10:35 Clean up

Anyways, who has roofies??
 
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BeDJ

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Fail.

We met at the wine bar and she was definitely reserved compared to the last time we even though she drove 20 minutes to see me.

- Lives with parents and older brothers
- Does not drink (1 beer limit)
- Over-protective parents
- Curfew at 10PM
- Lives 25 minutes away

The crowded bar could have altered how the hour long date progressed. Although good conversation and laughter were had, I could sense that the 'connection' or fvck wasn't there. It was just 2 people talking and getting to know each other, god damn it. After about 40-45 minutes, I asked if she had a curfew and threw out another venue. She said her curfew was 10 and she had to stick by it.

If is woman is interested in you sexually, she would bend the rules for you. She was not. Next.

Sorry to disappoint, I thought this one was in the bag.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you should have dipped your sack in her merlot
 
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