"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

First Date: SoSuave Tells Me What To Do

What post? (Chronological)

  • Poster 1

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Poster 2

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Poster 3

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Poster 4

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Poster 5

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Poster 6

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Poster 7

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Poster 8

    Votes: 2 28.6%

  • Total voters
    7
  • Poll closed .
B

BeDJ

Guest
HB 7, 22 years old - Uni grad, graphics designer. Asian 5' 5/6"

High interest, less than 10% chance of flaking. We are meeting up the wine bar near my house at 8PM tomorrow.

Rules:

No stupid things like dipping my nut sack in her merlot.
Options will reflect posts in chronological order
Votes open for 24 hours.
I don't care if I get laid, slapped, insulted, embarrassed, second date, kissed, etc.

Field Report Guaranteed.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Peaks&Valleys

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 11, 2013
Messages
1,956
Reaction score
355
When you're at the bar ask her if she's hungry. Then if she says yes, take out your wiener and, while giving her a serious look, say:"I got something for you to snack on right here." Then see what happens!!
 

Dgwizdal

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 12, 2013
Messages
761
Reaction score
149
Location
Playpen, Chicago.
Tell her you like Asian food. Then ask if she's ever had cream-of-sum-yun-gai. Then proceed to F close. Done.
 

VikingKing

Banned
Joined
May 17, 2013
Messages
2,148
Reaction score
89
Location
America is best
Act distracted, glancing at the door and around the room nervously. After she notices this behavior apologize and tell her you think your ex-girlfriend has been following you, and that you have been finding dead rodents, and birds on your doorstep.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

TheException

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 17, 2013
Messages
1,109
Reaction score
111
Say "Im sorry but..." at the beginning of every single sentence.
 

SgtSplacker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 18, 2011
Messages
2,039
Reaction score
504
Maintain an erection throughout the whole date.
 

apprenticedj

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 17, 2013
Messages
416
Reaction score
43
Location
The Golden State, USA
Wine bar should be sufficient, bar hop from there. Don't do dinner though, drinking wine and eating equals sleepytime and yawns (for both of you), sleepytime = no sex.
 

Bokanovsky

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 7, 2012
Messages
5,512
Reaction score
5,692
Ask her what the French butcher asked the Japanese lady in Hannibal Rising (does the asian pvssy run sideways?)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

B

BeDJ

Guest
Awesome. I'm going to find ways to inject all the suggestions above into the date.

Personally, I like Social_Leper's suggestion the best and it will absolutely be done.
 

Albatross953

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 5, 2011
Messages
684
Reaction score
100
Age
54
Location
ontario
Don't forget the field report if you can use the internet in jail!
 

Peaks&Valleys

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 11, 2013
Messages
1,956
Reaction score
355
2+ hours to go, C'mon poster #1!!
 
B

BeDJ

Guest
SgtSplacker said:
Maintain an erection throughout the whole date.
Taking 2 Extenzes' right now.
Peaks&Valleys said:
2+ hours to go, C'mon poster #1!!
No. I'm a grower, not a show-er with my inch and quarter.

I'm calling it out now.

8:15 Wine bar
9:00 Isolation
10:00 My place
10:30 Clothes off
10:35 Clean up

Anyways, who has roofies??
 
B

BeDJ

Guest
Fail.

We met at the wine bar and she was definitely reserved compared to the last time we even though she drove 20 minutes to see me.

- Lives with parents and older brothers
- Does not drink (1 beer limit)
- Over-protective parents
- Curfew at 10PM
- Lives 25 minutes away

The crowded bar could have altered how the hour long date progressed. Although good conversation and laughter were had, I could sense that the 'connection' or fvck wasn't there. It was just 2 people talking and getting to know each other, god damn it. After about 40-45 minutes, I asked if she had a curfew and threw out another venue. She said her curfew was 10 and she had to stick by it.

If is woman is interested in you sexually, she would bend the rules for you. She was not. Next.

Sorry to disappoint, I thought this one was in the bag.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

foreverAFC

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 31, 2012
Messages
1,202
Reaction score
137
you should have dipped your sack in her merlot
 
Top