"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Finding a Job at 16

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Hey I'm 16 and I'll be flying to Seattle, Washington from Manila, Philippines... While I'm there I'm thinking about finding a job to make use of my time. I'm an american citizen so legally working is no problem... Anyone know anything about labour laws for a 16 year old working in Seattle? I looked on google but all I found was age discrimination stuff.. lol

I doubt I could find a job fast (because I'm 16)... Anyone got a job at 16? I'd love to hear what kinda job you found, since I'm eager to find work when I go to Washington State this summer.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't know about washington, but Ihave friends that worked as janitors for six bucks an hour more or less at your age.
 

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Basically that's all I need.. just minimum wage.. I wouldn't mind working as a janitor for around 3-4 months.. it's not permament.. just so I can be productive while I stay there..
 

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yeah, one of my friends worked for like 8-10 hours a day for like 2 months months, and raked in about 2,400 dollars. Not too shabby.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wow over $7 minimum wage huh.. nice.. yeah I think that's gonna be the hard part.. finding a job (since I'm 16) but I honestly don't care what kinda work I gotta do.. janitorial.. anything is better than nothing.. I really don't wanna sit on my ass a couple of months and not take the chance to make some money..
 

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all thats really out there for 16-17 year olds is fast food and manual labor like the janitor thing. unless you have connections and get a better job that way. but u dont seem to know anyone out there, so.... yea.
 

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Work in retail. The mall. I work at Anchor Blue/Millers Outpost.
 

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Prolly the only thing better than fast food or a convienence store is construction. Thats pays good, like $10+ an hour but I dont know how to go about finding that kida work.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
Prolly the only thing better than fast food or a convienence store is construction. Thats pays good, like $10+ an hour but I dont know how to go about finding that kida work.
Can a 16 y/o even do that kind of work legally?

A 16 y/o can't:

- Drive a motor vehicle for a living.
- Operate most types of machinery.

NeonBase:

I do wish you the best of luck, though your limited schedule, meaning you can't work long-term (years), will work against you.

How about Starbucks(tm)? It's to coffee that McD's is to hamburgers. Plus they don't even hire real baristas (just clerks who know just enough to do the job) and high schoolers can work there.

And since the only solid food they sell are pastries, there's no greasy meat and flying, scalding oil.

The only downside is that they open at 5:30 (at least around here they do), but then again so does McD's (I think).


Ben
 

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Starbucks would be a great place to work... Or a clothing store. But I bet it's hard to land a job at those kinda places. Oh well, I'll see what's available in Washington and go from there...
 
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Usher at a movie theater.

-unlimited free movie passes
-cool co-workers, usually
-there's almost always HBs around
-flexible hours
-tend to hire quite often
 
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