"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Finally i am baffled

LesaneCrooks

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Indeed, a female has finally confused the crap out of me, and as much as i hate it when people ask for someone to "analyze" something a girl says, this one time i will ask for just that.

A girl i have been friends with for a while (friend zone i just assumed) said to me "you know Lesane, we are probably going to end up together in the end". this is because we both ***** to each other about our respective relationships. I, of course, laughed it off cuz i assume i was in the f-zone. However, she said "dont laugh, it could happen". Uhhh, anyone have any clue what the **** this means?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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oilers05

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I'm pretty sure it means "Hello, open net, shoot the puck" catch my drift?
 

LesaneCrooks

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This is not the year to use a hockey reference... your bringing tears to my eyes.
 

coolguy676767

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ok, I will rephrase for him...

Hello, open legs, shoot the load, catch MY DRIFT?
 

bud_2005

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How does this baffle you? To me this is a very obvious come on.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sounds like someone just wants to brag it off
 

LesaneCrooks

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My bad, i should have explained the situation in more detail.

I have tried to **** this girl before, many, many times. never workded. Thats why its confusing to me that she said this.
 
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