"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Finally i am baffled

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Indeed, a female has finally confused the crap out of me, and as much as i hate it when people ask for someone to "analyze" something a girl says, this one time i will ask for just that.

A girl i have been friends with for a while (friend zone i just assumed) said to me "you know Lesane, we are probably going to end up together in the end". this is because we both ***** to each other about our respective relationships. I, of course, laughed it off cuz i assume i was in the f-zone. However, she said "dont laugh, it could happen". Uhhh, anyone have any clue what the **** this means?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm pretty sure it means "Hello, open net, shoot the puck" catch my drift?
 
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LesaneCrooks

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This is not the year to use a hockey reference... your bringing tears to my eyes.
 
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coolguy676767

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ok, I will rephrase for him...

Hello, open legs, shoot the load, catch MY DRIFT?
 
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How does this baffle you? To me this is a very obvious come on.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sounds like someone just wants to brag it off
 
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LesaneCrooks

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My bad, i should have explained the situation in more detail.

I have tried to **** this girl before, many, many times. never workded. Thats why its confusing to me that she said this.
 
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