avrilishot
Senior Don Juan
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I either want the u.s or england to win.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I hope so! If they do, I win $1300! I bet 100 on them to win at 13 to 1.Holland said:Holland - Serbia & Montenegro
1-0
Van der Sar and Robben played a great match.
The defense isn't that solid though. Ruud didn't do that well either. But we had a lot of ball possesion and won even with a German guy as referee
Holland's gonna win this one!!
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Yep, the German defence SUCKS! But I think that has to do with Klinsman, he is tryin to push the defence up and play 4 straight, I think he should use a sweeper and deepen the defence. Klinsman was surely a great great player (my favourite for many years, before Shearer, then Henry took over), but he doesnt appear to be a great coach. Although Germany does look dangerous going forward!Shezz said:No way -their defence just isnt good enough. Very Very poor in fact, school boyish against Costa Rica. They will have to improve against Poland tomorrow.
Sarge On...
Maybe, but surely not against Costa Rica, surely Klinsman saw the game and knows were to improve. They still have a lot of time to improve...CLOONEY said:Yep, the German defence SUCKS! But I think that has to do with Klinsman, he is trying to push the defence up and play 4 straight, I think he should use a sweeper and deepen the defence.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I was rooting for Poland to kick those Germans' asses, but they came close. Poland's goal tender did a great job and if that dumbass did not get a red card at the 75th minute.....maybe the game would of ended in a tie.Luke!! said:Germany Is Going To Kill Poland Tommorow. Bollack Is Back. Klose Is Awsome. What More Can I Say.
Germany Is The Winner Of This World Cup
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.