Field Report

[Dimebag_Darrell]

So yesterday I got the urge to go sarging and so I went out with a friend to a pool hall.

It was karaoke night and there was a few hot chicks around.

One of the girls that sang later approached me for a tip and I refused telling her that she was mean to me and which she was when I got there. And then I changed the subject and asked for her name and asked about her singing abilities and she goes off abut some bull****.

i talked to some other *****es and found out just about every girl around was a damn stripper. it sucked because there was like dudes all over these hoes and so i couldn't approach since i didn't know none of these f*cks.

And also what was supposed to be my wingman, wasn't up to sarging when we got there so maybe its time to sarge alone for a while or soemthing.

I need to work on opening groups and also I'm having a major problem keeping girls interested in me and showing my value for the most part. I don't know any magic tricks and I'm not exactly all about telling some stories about me going skydiving or some sh*t so got to figure something out. Any tips would be appreciated

 

[G-Man UK]

ok so I have 2 tips for you....

1. Post less

2. Read more



G-man

 

[Reagan]

Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
So yesterday I got the urge to go sarging and so I went out with a friend to a pool hall.

It was karaoke night and there was a few hot chicks around.

One of the girls that sang later approached me for a tip and I refused telling her that she was mean to me and which she was when I got there. And then I changed the subject and asked for her name and asked about her singing abilities and she goes off abut some bull****.

i talked to some other *****es and found out just about every girl around was a damn stripper. it sucked because there was like dudes all over these hoes and so i couldn't approach since i didn't know none of these f*cks.

And also what was supposed to be my wingman, wasn't up to sarging when we got there so maybe its time to sarge alone for a while or soemthing.

I need to work on opening groups and also I'm having a major problem keeping girls interested in me and showing my value for the most part. I don't know any magic tricks and I'm not exactly all about telling some stories about me going skydiving or some sh*t so got to figure something out. Any tips would be appreciated

Excellent. Sally completely agrees with me that you burned him like the world trade center.

 

[HOSS83]

Sooooo you saw some hot girls and did nothing? Thanks for the field report...

 

[lets_do_this]

Dimebag_Darrell
Master Don Juan


Registered: May 2003
Location: Nodferatu's Lair
Posts: 1162
Age: 17

Maybe you should read the DJ Bible all over again if you havent yet.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

MAAAAAAANNNN.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

hey motherf*ckers! I'm still not a pick up machine yet you tools! I'm still progressing and at least I'm making an effort, YES AN EFFORT to actually get better unlike the rest of you pseudo intellectual f*ck ups!

I'm not mystery, I'm still not DD, so go to hell if you wanna flame me on one bad night. I mean damn, I didn't ask to be flamed. I just posted my damn night in a nutshell, but it wasn't a total failiure on account that I found some really really good nacho cheese for my tortilla chips so f*ck you all!

And on that nig who posted how many posts I've made. B*TCH SO WHAT!? Just because I posted 3 million f*cking posts on some mediocre dating forum doesn't mean I'm supposed to be a dating guru. But I still get my share of the booty when I go treasure huntin.

Smoke acid

 

[lets_do_this]

LOL

but it wasn't a total failiure on account that I found some really really good nacho cheese for my tortilla chips so f*ck you all!

ROFL

 

[wavejams007]

Dimebag, at least you post FRs; more FRs and less bad advise would be good.

about finding the nachos and salsa thing, lol.

When people post very little, others scorn them;when people post a lot, people scorn them. lose lose situation.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

The current uprising in the population of dumbf*cks on this site has been at an all time high, and it looks like there won't be no letting up for a while! I'm truly psyched.

I love pissing people off!

AND YES YES, A field report now a days is soo much better than a tip which has been read and rephrased off one of Pook's posts or something. You can't beat the authenticity of an FR.

 

[wavejams007]

Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
The current uprising in the population of dumbf*cks on this site has been at an all time high, and it looks like there won't be no letting up for a while! I'm truly psyched.

I love pissing people off!

AND YES YES, A field report now a days is soo much better than a tip which has been read and rephrased off one of Pook's posts or something. You can't beat the authenticity of an FR.

Well, if you ever get lonely, you always have your mom, or I am sure your good buddy JC jerkson could help you out!

Just kidding. Try not to hyperventilate...

 

[Reagan]

Smoke acid

You don't smoke acid. You drop it(eat it) or you absorb liquid LSD through your skin.

Maybe you should start to take drugs, might help you fix your ****ed up views on life.

 

[Shiftkey]

Dimebag_Darrell, don't let the idiots get to you. Even if you didn't close any women, at least you went out and socialized. You're lightyears ahead of me when I was 17, and you're probably ahead of most of the armchair DJs who flamed you.

Approaching women who are already with dudes is tough. I don't do it either. Just keep going out and have a good time with your friends. Concentrate on that and don't pressure yourself into sarging, and more opportunities will come to you.

 

[The Nice Guy is Gone]

Shezz, check your inbox

 

[Griffman]

One ****ty FR is better than the majority of the BS on this site.

Nice work my man, keep it up.

Next time, when you're fizzling out and its tough to keep conversation going, I usually have a safety phrase that will reignite dying conversation.

"So what's your story?"

You can generally get her talking about any aspect of her life with this phrase alone. Remember, keep the conversation to FEELINGS. She can talk about her day, the weather, her job with anyone. Seem genuinely interested in how she feels and what she feels, and she won't want to leave.

-Griffman
griffman.blogspot.com