Strip Club Inspector
Banned
I am at club recently. About to take a piss; I see two cute girls on the way. I approach with jokey-****y approach: "So, this where the party spot is in the club. What's up girls?" They're both fun and friendly. One is out at club for first time. Her friend hugs me almost immediately. We talk for a while, drink a bit, and start dancing. I've kissed the cuter of the two on the cheek at some point. She even says, after I say something mildly complementary or witty, "I love you."
Anyway, it gets interesting. They start making a man sandwhich out of me on the floor. I'm grabbing both at different points. Then I decide to go for broke. One of the girls--not the one I've kissed--is behind me. I decide to straight up grab her cooch while we're dancing. Well, from then on the night didn't go well. She cooled off and kind of talked her friend into leaving, more or less sneaking out.
I made two mistakes. Cute girl that "loves me" offered me her number at one point unsolicited. I said let me get it later when we're done dancing. I did not follow up, and her friend dragged her out before I got it. Lesson learned: when you've made the sale, STFU. No good reason not to take the number then and there.
Second lesson, nothing wrong with KINO--which was going well--but don't overdo it. Even if she's feeling randy, she doesn't want to be disrespected or made to feel like a ho. Better not to grab the pooter until it's really clear that you can, and the best proof of this is a lengthy kiss.
Anyway, it was fun while it lasted, but you guys are making me TOO CONFIDENT sometimes; I need to remember common sense.
Anyway, it gets interesting. They start making a man sandwhich out of me on the floor. I'm grabbing both at different points. Then I decide to go for broke. One of the girls--not the one I've kissed--is behind me. I decide to straight up grab her cooch while we're dancing. Well, from then on the night didn't go well. She cooled off and kind of talked her friend into leaving, more or less sneaking out.
I made two mistakes. Cute girl that "loves me" offered me her number at one point unsolicited. I said let me get it later when we're done dancing. I did not follow up, and her friend dragged her out before I got it. Lesson learned: when you've made the sale, STFU. No good reason not to take the number then and there.
Second lesson, nothing wrong with KINO--which was going well--but don't overdo it. Even if she's feeling randy, she doesn't want to be disrespected or made to feel like a ho. Better not to grab the pooter until it's really clear that you can, and the best proof of this is a lengthy kiss.
Anyway, it was fun while it lasted, but you guys are making me TOO CONFIDENT sometimes; I need to remember common sense.