"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Field Report - Bar Crawling

MrJack

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How many @$$es did you grab this time?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrJack

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Good for you in general. This is an amazing example of perseverance. You simply cannot personalize rejection, you must forge ahead. Modify as you go if you realize something is not working, but continue to have faith in yourself, and your game.
If you read Thursday's field report by him you would see that all his rejections come from opening a girl by grabbing her ass lolol.

He doesn't modify that he just keeps doing it, it's quite humorous.
 

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If you read Thursday's field report by him you would see that all his rejections come from opening a girl by grabbing her ass lolol.

He doesn't modify that he just keeps doing it, it's quite humorous.
LMAO, now that is hilarious.

I missed Thursdays field report, I work all day. Bravo to OP for putting himself out there!
 

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You didn't get the buns?
Nah. I don't remember y I denied her. U should've seen the look on her face lol

she's incredibly beautiful.

Just curious, is it normal for the females in your area to do their eyebrows so thick? Is that the standard? Where I am I dont see that but I realize in some areas it's the norm. do you guys notice eyebrows like that? Or do you look past them because the chick is otherwise capturing you?
Idk, she claims she's a cosmetologist. Didn't put much thought into it
 

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Nah. I don't remember y I denied her. U should've seen the look on her face lol



Idk, she claims she's a cosmetologist. Didn't put much thought into it
This guy's a weirdo

He goes out on his own.

He pulls some chicks and even gets them home and then tells them to fvck off home???

sorry gents but is this normal????
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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