-Zero_h0uR-
Senior Don Juan
This is a little old, but a friend told me I should post a field report. Although I'm not into the bragging gig, I figure this situation happens a LOT, so maybe some other guys could benefit from it.
About three weeks ago I was at a bar with two of my friends. They aren't even remotely DJ's, but they're cool guys to hang out with. Anyways we were sitting and drinking and telling stories and there were these two girls (6 and a 7) that sat down at the table next to us. I made some eye contact, but continued talking to my friends, because I really was pretty hammered by that time, and was getting ready to go to bed. Anyways, these four guys came up to the girls, and made the saddest, most depressing pickup attempts I have ever seen.
The one guy looked like a fruit, and then, he proceeded to place a CROWN on his head... a PRINCESS crown. Then the other guy, the musclebound guy, who was as big as a house, yet dumb as a brick was putting his arm around the one girl, and she was trying to get away. It was obvious she was uncomfortable, but he just kept trying with no regard to the fact that she was uncomfortable. The other two guys basically ignored the girls, and talked among themselves, and showed no interest in the girls.
As the display continued to get worse and worse, my friends and I were laughing, and they told me they wanted to hit a club. I said "yeah yeah, whatever, but wait... I gotta do something first." I grabbed my chair, and pulled it up between the two girls, and asked their names. They smiled and gave me their names, and we talked some. I said, "Look, we're about to go hit Players (the name of the club), and you two should give me their numbers." They both did... on the same piece of paper. The four guys just looked at me, dumbfounded.
My friends and I got up to leave, and as we were walking out, THE GIRLS FOLLOWED US. My friends were absolutely amazed. To make a long story short, the 7 saw a guy she knew and started talking to him, and I went to work on the 6. I was walking the 6 to my place for a night of fun, and on the way, she got a call and one of her roomates was in the hospitol with alcohol poisoning. So I walked her to the hospitol, because I'll be damned if I let a woman walk alone at 2:30 am... Call me AFC if you will, that just doesn't fly with me.
So... If you see guys really messing up, and you have the balls for it, just ****in' go for it. What have you got to lose?
-- Zero-
About three weeks ago I was at a bar with two of my friends. They aren't even remotely DJ's, but they're cool guys to hang out with. Anyways we were sitting and drinking and telling stories and there were these two girls (6 and a 7) that sat down at the table next to us. I made some eye contact, but continued talking to my friends, because I really was pretty hammered by that time, and was getting ready to go to bed. Anyways, these four guys came up to the girls, and made the saddest, most depressing pickup attempts I have ever seen.
The one guy looked like a fruit, and then, he proceeded to place a CROWN on his head... a PRINCESS crown. Then the other guy, the musclebound guy, who was as big as a house, yet dumb as a brick was putting his arm around the one girl, and she was trying to get away. It was obvious she was uncomfortable, but he just kept trying with no regard to the fact that she was uncomfortable. The other two guys basically ignored the girls, and talked among themselves, and showed no interest in the girls.
As the display continued to get worse and worse, my friends and I were laughing, and they told me they wanted to hit a club. I said "yeah yeah, whatever, but wait... I gotta do something first." I grabbed my chair, and pulled it up between the two girls, and asked their names. They smiled and gave me their names, and we talked some. I said, "Look, we're about to go hit Players (the name of the club), and you two should give me their numbers." They both did... on the same piece of paper. The four guys just looked at me, dumbfounded.
My friends and I got up to leave, and as we were walking out, THE GIRLS FOLLOWED US. My friends were absolutely amazed. To make a long story short, the 7 saw a guy she knew and started talking to him, and I went to work on the 6. I was walking the 6 to my place for a night of fun, and on the way, she got a call and one of her roomates was in the hospitol with alcohol poisoning. So I walked her to the hospitol, because I'll be damned if I let a woman walk alone at 2:30 am... Call me AFC if you will, that just doesn't fly with me.
So... If you see guys really messing up, and you have the balls for it, just ****in' go for it. What have you got to lose?
-- Zero-
