“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Fiddleheads are 'da bomb...

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This is probably the most insignificant, meaningless and useless thread I've ever started or ever will start...but darn it...I LOVE fiddleheads! I love this time of year because they are in season! I made some for dinner tonight and damn it they were SO GOOD!

If you have no clue what I'm talking about...I feel bad for you because fiddleheads are AWESOME...and you are really missing out!

Oh yeah...and Glenn Beck ROCKS! He got his rant on tonight about personal responsibility...and it was freaking beautiful....watch it.

That's all...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Can you smoke them?
 

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Phyzzle said:
Can you smoke them?
No...you eat them...and they are yummy! If you live somewhere that has ostrich ferns that's where they come from. You pick them when they are a couple of inches sprouted out of the ground, clean them really good and then steam or boil them for 10 minutes. They are SO GOOD! I love all vegetables, though...so if someone doesn't like vegetables they might not like them. If you ever get a chance to try them...DO IT! :woo:
 

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My Mother used to make this sh!t for my brother and I when we were kids. Tastes like swollen foot and hot ass. This sh!t is strictly for the birds . . .

That means you Bird :crackup:
 

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I always had you pegged as a snot-nosed brat who wouldn't eat his vegetables! :crackup:

They taste a little like asparagus, but softer texture.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Wyldfire said:
I always had you pegged as a snot-nosed brat who wouldn't eat his vegetables! :crackup:

They taste a little like asparagus, but softer texture.
Nah, I'm a spinach eating freak! Brussel sprouts, peas, asparagus, broccoli, cauliflower. I love that sh!t.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Nah, I'm a spinach eating freak! Brussel sprouts, peas, asparagus, broccoli, cauliflower. I love that sh!t.
If you like asparagus then something is seriously wrong if you don't like fiddleheads. The only thing I can figure is that your Mom didn't clean them well or either under or over cooked them. You pick them wild and there is a brownish/orangish film on the stems that need to be completely removed or it makes them kinda bitter.
 

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I thought this thread was about sh!tty bluegrass jam bands. Then I would have had to have gone on a rant.
 

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I thought this thread was about sh!tty bluegrass jam bands. Then I would have had to have gone on a rant.
lol...were you picturing a bunch of barefoot groupies in tie dye t-shirts and overalls carrying around a washtub, old washing board in the back of an old VW bus?

:crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Nah I was actually imagining a bunch of neo hippies doing the hippy-dippy stoner dance at some jamfest while reeking of ditchweed and BO.
 

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lol...you need to try fiddleheads...seriously...they're awesome!
 

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Wyldfire you just spend a span of an hour on a forum talking about fiddleheads.

Do you feel accomplished in your life?
 

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If you live somewhere that has ostrich ferns that's where they come from.
Is that anything like ostrich poop? I know some people who have ostriches on their farm and could send you some dumplings.

Oh wait, those are emus. Nevermind.
 

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Wyldfire said:
This is probably the most insignificant, meaningless and useless thread I've ever started or ever will start...
Nah it is actually quite a normal type of thread for Anything Else.

I think you have made a lot more "meaningless and useless" threads other than this one :). Not holding that against you though; it happens.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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