"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

******* fetish?

Thread starter bud_2005
Start date Feb 11, 2007

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bud_2005

Master Don Juan

#1

I'm not sure why but I seem to have an ******* fetish. If I have a girl in the bedroom and she gets naked I just get a craving to lick her ass. Anyone else experience this too?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Teflon_Mcgee

Master Don Juan

#2

I've been known to toss a little salad after a shower . I don't think most girls like it though. Or atleast get freaked out by it (I would too even though I bet it would feel good).

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selfmademob

Banned

#3

You have an Asterisk fetish?

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WaterTiger

Master Don Juan

#4

selfmademob said:
You have an Asterisk fetish?

More like "Ass-trick" fetish...:moon:

Dude! It's a free country! Whatever goes on between concenting adults is just fine! Don't worry about it. Do a Google search and you'll find thousands of folks that like the same thing.

KarmaSutra

Banned

#5

Teflon_Mcgee said:
I've been known to toss a little salad after a shower . I don't think most girls like it though. Or atleast get freaked out by it (I would too even though I bet it would feel good).

I don't give a fvck. I eat every damn thing from the diddle eyed-joe to the damned-if-I-know! Everything fro mthe V to the B.

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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THE_ADDMAN

Master Don Juan

#6

nothin wrong with tastin the tight brown donut

just watch out for the chocolate in the middle...

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spider_007

Master Don Juan

#7

this is where i draw the line.

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LA_Chico

Senior Don Juan

#8

selfmademob said:
You have an Asterisk fetish?

HAHAHA BRO :crackup: :crackup:

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