"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

******* fetish?

Thread starter bud_2005
Start date Feb 11, 2007

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bud_2005

Master Don Juan

#1

I'm not sure why but I seem to have an ******* fetish. If I have a girl in the bedroom and she gets naked I just get a craving to lick her ass. Anyone else experience this too?

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Teflon_Mcgee

Master Don Juan

#2

I've been known to toss a little salad after a shower . I don't think most girls like it though. Or atleast get freaked out by it (I would too even though I bet it would feel good).

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selfmademob

Banned

#3

You have an Asterisk fetish?

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WaterTiger

Master Don Juan

#4

selfmademob said:
You have an Asterisk fetish?

More like "Ass-trick" fetish...:moon:

Dude! It's a free country! Whatever goes on between concenting adults is just fine! Don't worry about it. Do a Google search and you'll find thousands of folks that like the same thing.

KarmaSutra

Banned

#5

Teflon_Mcgee said:
I've been known to toss a little salad after a shower . I don't think most girls like it though. Or atleast get freaked out by it (I would too even though I bet it would feel good).

I don't give a fvck. I eat every damn thing from the diddle eyed-joe to the damned-if-I-know! Everything fro mthe V to the B.

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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THE_ADDMAN

Master Don Juan

#6

nothin wrong with tastin the tight brown donut

just watch out for the chocolate in the middle...

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spider_007

Master Don Juan

#7

this is where i draw the line.

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LA_Chico

Senior Don Juan

#8

selfmademob said:
You have an Asterisk fetish?

HAHAHA BRO :crackup: :crackup:

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