"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ecko280 said:
Yeah, cuz a ripped faggot is any different from any other faggot. What is is with this forum and man-tits and queer sh1t like this post? :rolleyes: No fvcking way I'm ever dressing in this WASP'y homoerotic dogsh1t... ever.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tiguere said:
He was a straight shooter. spoke his mind. like a true patriot critisized his government for invading sovereign nations
Right, I've never heard anybody else crticizing THAT before lol.
 

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Blusher said:
So let me recap: acting out on jealousy and physical violence as a last resort?

You got a lot of work to do on yourself man.
That comment was not to be taken seriously.
 

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Ripped? Those casual T-shirt model guys are skinny as.

Carlin is a comedian. I enjoy his work, couldn't care less about the rest of his life. In saying that, Uncle Jophil, I don't think he's much of a leftist at all. See what he said about people trying to "save the planet" for example.

I read somewhere recently that you know we're fvcked when people start to idolize comedians as folk heroes (the exact words were something else but similar) and take their words as wisdom. They do say some dead-on stuff, but there's something very wrong about such idolatry.
 

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This forum is amazing what is posted. My Victoria Secret model girlfriend said I could wear her cummed filled panties anytime I wanted to and it would make her wet and swell her c*it to see me in her panties with my hardness.

I am trying my dam best to be a sosauve but whats a man to do just say no?

OP kiss my panites dude with all due respect.

Powerlifter
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Please dude Carlin was the **** not saying a folk hero but he was one dam spot on comedien with dam truth to tell maybe it's time you get over your dam under self Jophil28.

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jophil28 said:
Carlin was no folk hero. He was discharged because he was butt lazy and "unproductive".
No doubt he was willing to spend his paycheck while leaving the heavy lifting to others.
 

jophil28

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Powerlifter said:
Please dude Carlin was the **** not saying a folk hero but he was one dam spot on comedien with dam truth to tell maybe it's time you get over your dam under self Jophil28.

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Carlin was court marshalled three times in the service while he fed off a US Govt paycheck. Eventually the USAF had enough of his slacking and punted him for being "unproductive" in his role as an airman.

Worshipping a loser parasite like that because he made you laugh over his vapid rants says a ton about you .
 

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Powerlifter said:
This forum is amazing what is posted. My Victoria Secret model girlfriend said I could wear her cummed filled panties anytime I wanted to and it would make her wet and swell her c*it to see me in her panties with my hardness.

I am trying my dam best to be a sosauve but whats a man to do just say no?

OP kiss my panites dude with all due respect.

Powerlifter
Nah. I'll pass.

If you want to wear panties, that's your business. :flowers:
 

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Guys with pierced nipples and guys who wear panties.
5string, I bet you didn"t expect to uncover this sort of behavior when you started this thread.
 

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zekko said:
Guys with pierced nipples and guys who wear panties.
5string, I bet you didn"t expect to uncover this sort of behavior when you started this thread.
HAHAHA.....sometimes you never know what may come out of the closet. :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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