"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Female asking me for help

Ll Principe

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There is this ex of mine that keeps asking for help,we are now "friends" here are the stats..

a) I offered my advice before about another guy
b) She thought it was good but never USED it
c) Now she is asking for advice AGAIN

What do I do? Knowing the first time she never used my advice and listened to me so its like me wasting my breath? Do I tell her she has gotta pay for advice now or what should I do?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jay Jay

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Let me be ask a crude question here.

Do you want to **** her?
 

Ll Principe

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I already had sex with her, she was my ex? Done it ALL with her, this was 3 years ago though, not interested in her now... So that rules out the sex thing, should I tell her money or no advice or what other options do I got?
 

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If she can cook....get er to make you foood!:rockon:
if its an ex, you prolly already beat that up... so in that matter Next, right
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Jay Jay

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For **** sake, give her advice. I don't see what your issue is. You want a reward, how about the reward of being a decent human being???
 

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Maby she wants your advice on what NOT to do.. Seams a lot of people do that around me and I always have the chance to say "I told you so" later on. Ahh people are stupid.
 
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