"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fellow DJ's, you aren't gonna believe this!!

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Do what I do. Get in shape,enought to make people make comments. Then mow your lawn,wash your car or basically anytime you are outside your house be shirtless. Trust me people will stare.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
anyone who hunts or is an avid bird watcher would have a pair kicking around.... They aren't uncommon and loads of people have them.

Don't be so quick to form assumptions. Assumptions can get you in trouble.
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You are right, but he's like a high school student, I doubt he's going hunting in what sounds like an american suburb, but maybe I interpereted wrong. You're right though, "assuming" makes an ASS out of U and ME (hehe, slipped in the quote).
 
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I've always had binoculars. I use to use them at night to look at the sky. And they weren't "on hand", I just went into the other room and got them.

As far as why I've never seen her there before. She was setting up the rummage sale with a few other women and an older man. So I'm assuming that's her dads house and she was visiting to help him set it up.
 
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lol your such a freak

first you spy on her and now you debate on a forum about whether to talk to her again?

What do YOU want do?

At least most lovesick sensitive AFCs do what they want to do. Your below that because your asking us.

Go up and talk to her if you know her. Sh!t.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DUDE!! is she selling any commodore 64 games? i've been checking garage sales everywhere.... .how about any old vaccuum cleaners?
 
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