"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FELLOW DJ'S! help a noob out PLEASE!

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(in relation to a previous thread)

A girl is coming over to my house for a massage this Thursday. Obviously I want to lead this to sex. Two problems: 1) She has a guy in sight (as in it's getting hot between them) and 2) she's a virgin, and she is thinking the hollywoodien thing: "My first time HAS to be with someone special"

I want to DO this girl so bad though she is fvcking hot! But I have to escalate very slowly because I sense she will be easily freaked out. Any kind of tips to make this happen would be greatly appreciated
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think you're taking the wrong approach...

As I see it, your mindset is: What do I have to do to fvck her?

From my experience, it should be: What do I have to do to get her to want to fvck me?

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What got her attracted to you in the first place? Stay cool, just make sure you don't do something creepy, make sure you control the flow, and throw in a joke here and there.

Don't feel like you have to talk talk talk all the time, ask her some questions and get her to open up to you. Let her talk her way into feeling this irresistible urge to fvck you.

Also what DJDamage said, keep some alcohol close at hand and have a few things lying about that you can talk about comfortably.
 
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is she giving you a massage or you giving her one?
I can see how that can escalate to sex :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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