"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fedor Emelianenko

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Possibly one of the greatest athletes walking the earth today. Searched and have yet to find a thread just dedicated to this legend.

Best highlight reel, seriously makes me want to get into Judo and Muay Thai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77QoN2P90b0&feature=related

Wish Dana White would stop being a prick, agree to Fedor's contract with his management. Which would let him fight in UFC and also do his Sambo tournaments (a nationally known sport in Russia).

Thoughts? Post your fav vids, pics. I'll post up a whole documentary on him later. He's a very humble guy, lives a simple life and is a very smart businessman.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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IMO there are a few heavyweights who could possibly beat him, but unless Fedor's management and the UFC can come to an agreement we'll never see it :(

Also of note, Fedor said that he would fight Overeem if he could pass a drug test :crackup:
 

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It's a pity that he is not that young anymore otherwise he could have started a long reign as ufc heavyweight champion.
I think Lesnar is physically stronger than him but no his mind and technique are inferior and this facts make Fedor the man i would bet on.
 

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Fvcking beast! Fedor is more machine than man.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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