"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fear and Loathing no more...

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Looks like author Hunter S. Thompson, who's [awesome] book inspired the movie, comitted suicide yesterday (Sunday).

As a fan of the type of work he does and the genre he inspired, this sucks.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7005168/
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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R.I.P.

I enjoyed Fear and Loathing ... and hsi commentaries on culture. The Culture of Fun has lost another of its main men. I'm sure many will smoke a bowl in memoriam...
 
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R.I.P you were a man amongst elfs and stuff

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My god...is no one safe?

I gtg lay down and think about what you have told me.

Maybe cry a lil.
 
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I had high hopes of doing hard drugs with mr. thompson. He will be greatly missed along with his literature. well the literature is always gonna be here.....damn it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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