"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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F'd up: men may become extinct

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article3040118.ece

Homo erectus extinctus
Is nature determined to make men extinct? Senior scientists believe that women may evolve as humanity’s sole representatives — and social and political trends are lending weight to their theories. Lois Rogers reports
evolution apes

By the extrovert standards of our parliament, it is a surprisingly quiet debate, but one that will have all manner of implications. The Human Tissue and Embryos Bill, which is expected to become law next summer, says controversially that the fathers of artificially conceived children need not necessarily be recognised by the state. Are fathers destined to become redundant?

The bill is a reflection of much wider scientific and social changes. The technology to produce artificial sperm, or even create offspring from two females, is already in the pipeline; in addition, genetic evidence has shown that the Y chromosome, the only one that confers maleness, is in a long-term evolutionary decline....
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I always think it's funny when people think the world will be a Utopia if only there were no men.

That's just a plain stupid idea unless hunting/gathering sounds like a fun time.

Wait scratch that, just gathering.
 

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I see a world full of tree huggers and seal worshipping hippies rolling doobies and sipping cabernet while admiring that ferocious saber toothed bastard salivating while walking towards them . . .
 

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A captain always goes down with his ship, but in this case if the captain drowns then so sinks his ship.

(In other words, if men go extinct then so will women.)
 

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Uh, men are a hell lot more than sperm donors, you know. Only the wackiest feminists believe in this bull****.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.:crackup:

There must be too ****ing many doughnut hole bumping feme-nazi's out there earning bullsh!t degrees from bogus universities. The next thing you know, congress will pass an official mandate outlawing the use of our penises. They might even start shoving tampons up our asses the next thing you know...

When did being a man become so criminal?

I'm ****ing tired of it. This is yet another reason why our whole civilization needs to burn to the ****ing ground. Perhaps in the aftermath a man's purpose will be realized once more. No more over-educated idiots wanting to give their best professional 'guess'. No more oversized government sticking it's nose where it doesn't belong. Just people living out their lives, happy with the role nature gave them to play out.:yes:
 
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