"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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F'd up: men may become extinct

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article3040118.ece

Homo erectus extinctus
Is nature determined to make men extinct? Senior scientists believe that women may evolve as humanity’s sole representatives — and social and political trends are lending weight to their theories. Lois Rogers reports
evolution apes

By the extrovert standards of our parliament, it is a surprisingly quiet debate, but one that will have all manner of implications. The Human Tissue and Embryos Bill, which is expected to become law next summer, says controversially that the fathers of artificially conceived children need not necessarily be recognised by the state. Are fathers destined to become redundant?

The bill is a reflection of much wider scientific and social changes. The technology to produce artificial sperm, or even create offspring from two females, is already in the pipeline; in addition, genetic evidence has shown that the Y chromosome, the only one that confers maleness, is in a long-term evolutionary decline....
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I always think it's funny when people think the world will be a Utopia if only there were no men.

That's just a plain stupid idea unless hunting/gathering sounds like a fun time.

Wait scratch that, just gathering.
 

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I see a world full of tree huggers and seal worshipping hippies rolling doobies and sipping cabernet while admiring that ferocious saber toothed bastard salivating while walking towards them . . .
 

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A captain always goes down with his ship, but in this case if the captain drowns then so sinks his ship.

(In other words, if men go extinct then so will women.)
 

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Uh, men are a hell lot more than sperm donors, you know. Only the wackiest feminists believe in this bull****.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.:crackup:

There must be too ****ing many doughnut hole bumping feme-nazi's out there earning bullsh!t degrees from bogus universities. The next thing you know, congress will pass an official mandate outlawing the use of our penises. They might even start shoving tampons up our asses the next thing you know...

When did being a man become so criminal?

I'm ****ing tired of it. This is yet another reason why our whole civilization needs to burn to the ****ing ground. Perhaps in the aftermath a man's purpose will be realized once more. No more over-educated idiots wanting to give their best professional 'guess'. No more oversized government sticking it's nose where it doesn't belong. Just people living out their lives, happy with the role nature gave them to play out.:yes:
 
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