"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Favorite stand up comedy cds

gonnamakeit

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I thought that I would put a lot of stand up comedy on my ipod to improve my mood, happiness and sense of humor all of which will help me with girls and everything else but I do not know of many I watch some comedy central but would like specific cds to listen to.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Original Kings of Comedy is amazing. RIP Bernie Mac
True Stories I Made Up by Daniel Tosh
Retaliation and Harmful if Swallowed from Dane Cook
Raw by Eddie Murphy
The Pimp Chronicles by Katt Williams

Those should give you some place to start.
 

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My picks: Sam Kinison & Bill Cosby. Chris Rock isn't too bad either.

The problem I always have is finding stand-up comedians who are actually funny. There are TONS of them out there that are truly unfunny.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bible_Belt

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Microphone Fiend said:
Raw and Delerious by Eddie Murphy

I liked his very first standup tape the best. It's self-titled "Eddie Murphy" by CBS records and came out in 1981. Talking cars, drinking fathers, shot the pope, beat up by Effrom Robinson - I listened to that tape until it fell apart; I still remember almost all of it. It's hard to find, too, but I think it was the best comedy Eddie Murphy ever made.

http://www.amazon.com/Eddie-Murphy/dp/B0000025RS/ref=pd_sim_m_2
 

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Three best comedians of all time:

Bill Cosby
Jerry Seinfeld
Brian Regan
 

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mitch hedberg's cds are hilarious. look him up on imeem
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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