"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Favorite stand up comedy cds

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I thought that I would put a lot of stand up comedy on my ipod to improve my mood, happiness and sense of humor all of which will help me with girls and everything else but I do not know of many I watch some comedy central but would like specific cds to listen to.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Original Kings of Comedy is amazing. RIP Bernie Mac
True Stories I Made Up by Daniel Tosh
Retaliation and Harmful if Swallowed from Dane Cook
Raw by Eddie Murphy
The Pimp Chronicles by Katt Williams

Those should give you some place to start.
 

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My picks: Sam Kinison & Bill Cosby. Chris Rock isn't too bad either.

The problem I always have is finding stand-up comedians who are actually funny. There are TONS of them out there that are truly unfunny.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Raw and Delerious by Eddie Murphy

I liked his very first standup tape the best. It's self-titled "Eddie Murphy" by CBS records and came out in 1981. Talking cars, drinking fathers, shot the pope, beat up by Effrom Robinson - I listened to that tape until it fell apart; I still remember almost all of it. It's hard to find, too, but I think it was the best comedy Eddie Murphy ever made.

http://www.amazon.com/Eddie-Murphy/dp/B0000025RS/ref=pd_sim_m_2
 

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Three best comedians of all time:

Bill Cosby
Jerry Seinfeld
Brian Regan
 

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mitch hedberg's cds are hilarious. look him up on imeem
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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