"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Favorite stand up comedy cds

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I thought that I would put a lot of stand up comedy on my ipod to improve my mood, happiness and sense of humor all of which will help me with girls and everything else but I do not know of many I watch some comedy central but would like specific cds to listen to.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Original Kings of Comedy is amazing. RIP Bernie Mac
True Stories I Made Up by Daniel Tosh
Retaliation and Harmful if Swallowed from Dane Cook
Raw by Eddie Murphy
The Pimp Chronicles by Katt Williams

Those should give you some place to start.
 

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My picks: Sam Kinison & Bill Cosby. Chris Rock isn't too bad either.

The problem I always have is finding stand-up comedians who are actually funny. There are TONS of them out there that are truly unfunny.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Raw and Delerious by Eddie Murphy

I liked his very first standup tape the best. It's self-titled "Eddie Murphy" by CBS records and came out in 1981. Talking cars, drinking fathers, shot the pope, beat up by Effrom Robinson - I listened to that tape until it fell apart; I still remember almost all of it. It's hard to find, too, but I think it was the best comedy Eddie Murphy ever made.

http://www.amazon.com/Eddie-Murphy/dp/B0000025RS/ref=pd_sim_m_2
 

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Three best comedians of all time:

Bill Cosby
Jerry Seinfeld
Brian Regan
 

i am me

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mitch hedberg's cds are hilarious. look him up on imeem
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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