Favorite SoSuave post of all time?

[PoopofMauricio]

While your at it, provide a link.

 

[thedude4242]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=170211


your not going to have my number for a while

I didnt ask for it

LOL. good one.

 

[The Piano Master]

Let's just say my favorite post of all time involves a certain banned poster talking about having sex with 14 year old girls....

 

[Stagger Lee]

I wouldn't say it is my favorite of all time, but it was the first one that came to mind and is kind of funny:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20965&highlight=stirred+hornet%27s+nest

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Best thread of all time:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108317

I still laugh my ass off about this. The fun starts on post #19.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Any of Victory Unlimited's threads and his military doctrines make me Laugh Out Loud everytime.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141760

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16822

 

[horaholic]

Rollo, I'm sure you wont mind, but im going to cut and paste your personal ad and put it on craigslist just to see the reactions. I'll post back, on that thread. With a couple additions (see bold at the bottom) here it is:

Perfect Catch here 35 m4w:

Single White MAN, seeking woman 5' 5" or taller, but not over 6 feet (because while I don't mind being eye to eye with you, I won't ever be looking up to you), lives close enough to be at my house within 10 minutes after I make the call, genuinely passionate, intelligent enough to be good company, sexually available (preferably insatiable) and VERY attractive - we're talking Jessica Alba, Keyra Augustina attractive - women with a bodyfat percentage higher than 8% need not apply (hee hee, I'm so self-amusing). Must be employed but not so as you'll interfere with our sexual activities, FAMILY oriented, but only after you've hit 30-33, open to spontaneous sex (you know, like outdoor stuff or a surprise 3 way with one of your hot girlfriends after our 2nd martini), likes to camp (in the nude), knows not to complain when I go play golf with the guys from work.

She must want children after 33 years of age if at all, and only after she's proven to be a good mother and faithful wife, must be a lady with class and know when the right time is to speak and not to speak, not a prude or b!tch, can take the first hint, sociable, unexpectedly calls to tell me she's wearing something new from Fredericks of Hollywood, understands that the best gift she can give me is expressing her desire to fukk me like a wild animal, and also understands that gifts for her are treats or rewards for desired behavior.

Must be respectful of my decisions being final, can't take herself too seriously and thinks the world of me. I'm not interested in anyone over 31 (since this is most women's expiration date anyway), she cannot have exhorbitant spending habits or a credit debtload in excess of $1,000 since I do not plan on changing the lifestyle I have grown accustom to and hope to one day be able to send my own children to college, and furthermore... my children will be taught to reasonably earn their achievements on their own and respect the decisions of their father and mother (and absolutely will not be spoiled brats either). She should also know that not only are most pets abject money pits, but more often than not are adopted by women in order to give themselves something to occupy them rather than connecting with their husbands. I'm very attracted to redheads, blondes, brunettes, Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Pacific Islanders, etc., pretty much any woman that meets my physical requirements. I am not attracted at all to even slightly fat women no matter how much "inner beauty" you think you may possess, sorry

Pic 4 pic, (and yes, I do require bodyshots.) Also, so I know its not spam, please tell me the local strip clubs I will most likely go to when you throw your womanly tantrums, (More than once every two months is unacceptable, btw).

Hope to hear from you soon!

Didnt meant to digress from the thread. I'll find a good link and post back.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Oh, please do. That profile is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[horaholic]

Only got one nasty email for it.

Wild Orchid


The only type of women someone like you will attract, are those with incredibly low self esteems! You are a selfish arrogant prick!!! You need to be seriously put in your place, you are destined to be one lonely old man!!

Pull your head out of your ass and learn some respect for women!!!

That, plus five spambots were the only replies.

If I didnt want her to have my email, I would fvck with her a little bit.

Either with: "Wild guess here, but you're a BBW aren't you?"

Or with "So, meet me at so-and-so at 8 on Tuesday. Wear a red flower in your hair, and if i like your looks, I'll buy you a drink."

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

It never fails to entertain does it? And the irony of it all is that this is just a male specific rewrite of a woman's profile from plentyoffish.

 

[Desdinova]

Whenever one of these "favorites" threads comes up, I always give the same link. NOTHING will ever top this one for me...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916

 

[synergy1]

Best thread of all time:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108317

I still laugh my ass off about this. The fun starts on post #19.

this is the kind of stuff I would love to see SS performing on a semi regular basis. Imagine if new variations of these ads were put into the public ; we would have a statistically representative estimation of just about whatever we wanted. We could test the response to all sorts of factors: height, status, wealth....

Oh man, real data to back up some of the largest arguments on the Don Juan Message board. that would be pretty epic.

 

[Jules Verne]

That guy is great.

 

[MikeBrown30]

Out of curiosity I made an ad on craigslist with that piece written by Rollo to see what reactions I would get. I received a couple of spambots, 1 serious reply, and another which seems suspicious, "she" did called me a <unt, but then attaches a nude photo to the email, just because it said "pic for pic". Although they did include the strip club reference, so I don't think it's a bot. Anyone want to take a stab at some replies?

 

[Desdinova]

DR. BEARD!

Any post from Dr. Beard is gold!

And here was his picture:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/drbeard.jpg

 

[amoka]

Whenever one of these "favorites" threads comes up, I always give the same link. NOTHING will ever top this one for me...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916

This is golden... a perfect optimization problem.

I remember one of skip's posts where he proposed and experimented on seducing his mother. Anybody have a hand on such a post...Well, of course, he got banned several times even after creating multiple user names.

 

[SamMalone]

I need to read this post about the guy seducing his mom. Where is it?

 

[amoka]

Have no idea where that post is. It is hard to find because of his multiple user names. Or probably got deleted.

 

[6-heads lewis]

The seducing mom thread:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1059689#post1059689