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PoopofMauricio
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While your at it, provide a link.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
thedude4242
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http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=170211
your not going to have my number for a while
I didnt ask for it
LOL. good one.
your not going to have my number for a while
I didnt ask for it
LOL. good one.
The Piano Master
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Let's just say my favorite post of all time involves a certain banned poster talking about having sex with 14 year old girls....
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Stagger Lee
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I wouldn't say it is my favorite of all time, but it was the first one that came to mind and is kind of funny:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20965&highlight=stirred+hornet%27s+nest
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20965&highlight=stirred+hornet%27s+nest
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Best thread of all time:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108317
I still laugh my ass off about this. The fun starts on post #19.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108317
I still laugh my ass off about this. The fun starts on post #19.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
HeyPachuco!
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Any of Victory Unlimited's threads and his military doctrines make me Laugh Out Loud everytime.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141760
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141760
Bible_Belt
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Rollo, I'm sure you wont mind, but im going to cut and paste your personal ad and put it on craigslist just to see the reactions. I'll post back, on that thread. With a couple additions (see bold at the bottom) here it is:
Perfect Catch here 35 m4w:
Single White MAN, seeking woman 5' 5" or taller, but not over 6 feet (because while I don't mind being eye to eye with you, I won't ever be looking up to you), lives close enough to be at my house within 10 minutes after I make the call, genuinely passionate, intelligent enough to be good company, sexually available (preferably insatiable) and VERY attractive - we're talking Jessica Alba, Keyra Augustina attractive - women with a bodyfat percentage higher than 8% need not apply (hee hee, I'm so self-amusing). Must be employed but not so as you'll interfere with our sexual activities, FAMILY oriented, but only after you've hit 30-33, open to spontaneous sex (you know, like outdoor stuff or a surprise 3 way with one of your hot girlfriends after our 2nd martini), likes to camp (in the nude), knows not to complain when I go play golf with the guys from work.
She must want children after 33 years of age if at all, and only after she's proven to be a good mother and faithful wife, must be a lady with class and know when the right time is to speak and not to speak, not a prude or b!tch, can take the first hint, sociable, unexpectedly calls to tell me she's wearing something new from Fredericks of Hollywood, understands that the best gift she can give me is expressing her desire to fukk me like a wild animal, and also understands that gifts for her are treats or rewards for desired behavior.
Must be respectful of my decisions being final, can't take herself too seriously and thinks the world of me. I'm not interested in anyone over 31 (since this is most women's expiration date anyway), she cannot have exhorbitant spending habits or a credit debtload in excess of $1,000 since I do not plan on changing the lifestyle I have grown accustom to and hope to one day be able to send my own children to college, and furthermore... my children will be taught to reasonably earn their achievements on their own and respect the decisions of their father and mother (and absolutely will not be spoiled brats either). She should also know that not only are most pets abject money pits, but more often than not are adopted by women in order to give themselves something to occupy them rather than connecting with their husbands. I'm very attracted to redheads, blondes, brunettes, Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Pacific Islanders, etc., pretty much any woman that meets my physical requirements. I am not attracted at all to even slightly fat women no matter how much "inner beauty" you think you may possess, sorry
Pic 4 pic, (and yes, I do require bodyshots.) Also, so I know its not spam, please tell me the local strip clubs I will most likely go to when you throw your womanly tantrums, (More than once every two months is unacceptable, btw).
Hope to hear from you soon!
Didnt meant to digress from the thread. I'll find a good link and post back.
Perfect Catch here 35 m4w:
Single White MAN, seeking woman 5' 5" or taller, but not over 6 feet (because while I don't mind being eye to eye with you, I won't ever be looking up to you), lives close enough to be at my house within 10 minutes after I make the call, genuinely passionate, intelligent enough to be good company, sexually available (preferably insatiable) and VERY attractive - we're talking Jessica Alba, Keyra Augustina attractive - women with a bodyfat percentage higher than 8% need not apply (hee hee, I'm so self-amusing). Must be employed but not so as you'll interfere with our sexual activities, FAMILY oriented, but only after you've hit 30-33, open to spontaneous sex (you know, like outdoor stuff or a surprise 3 way with one of your hot girlfriends after our 2nd martini), likes to camp (in the nude), knows not to complain when I go play golf with the guys from work.
She must want children after 33 years of age if at all, and only after she's proven to be a good mother and faithful wife, must be a lady with class and know when the right time is to speak and not to speak, not a prude or b!tch, can take the first hint, sociable, unexpectedly calls to tell me she's wearing something new from Fredericks of Hollywood, understands that the best gift she can give me is expressing her desire to fukk me like a wild animal, and also understands that gifts for her are treats or rewards for desired behavior.
Must be respectful of my decisions being final, can't take herself too seriously and thinks the world of me. I'm not interested in anyone over 31 (since this is most women's expiration date anyway), she cannot have exhorbitant spending habits or a credit debtload in excess of $1,000 since I do not plan on changing the lifestyle I have grown accustom to and hope to one day be able to send my own children to college, and furthermore... my children will be taught to reasonably earn their achievements on their own and respect the decisions of their father and mother (and absolutely will not be spoiled brats either). She should also know that not only are most pets abject money pits, but more often than not are adopted by women in order to give themselves something to occupy them rather than connecting with their husbands. I'm very attracted to redheads, blondes, brunettes, Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Pacific Islanders, etc., pretty much any woman that meets my physical requirements. I am not attracted at all to even slightly fat women no matter how much "inner beauty" you think you may possess, sorry
Pic 4 pic, (and yes, I do require bodyshots.) Also, so I know its not spam, please tell me the local strip clubs I will most likely go to when you throw your womanly tantrums, (More than once every two months is unacceptable, btw).
Hope to hear from you soon!
Didnt meant to digress from the thread. I'll find a good link and post back.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Oh, please do. That profile is the gift that keeps on giving.
Only got one nasty email for it.
If I didnt want her to have my email, I would fvck with her a little bit.
Either with: "Wild guess here, but you're a BBW aren't you?"
Or with "So, meet me at so-and-so at 8 on Tuesday. Wear a red flower in your hair, and if i like your looks, I'll buy you a drink."
That, plus five spambots were the only replies.
If I didnt want her to have my email, I would fvck with her a little bit.
Either with: "Wild guess here, but you're a BBW aren't you?"
Or with "So, meet me at so-and-so at 8 on Tuesday. Wear a red flower in your hair, and if i like your looks, I'll buy you a drink."
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
It never fails to entertain does it? And the irony of it all is that this is just a male specific rewrite of a woman's profile from plentyoffish.
Desdinova
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Whenever one of these "favorites" threads comes up, I always give the same link. NOTHING will ever top this one for me...
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51916
this is the kind of stuff I would love to see SS performing on a semi regular basis. Imagine if new variations of these ads were put into the public ; we would have a statistically representative estimation of just about whatever we wanted. We could test the response to all sorts of factors: height, status, wealth....Rollo Tomassi said:
Oh man, real data to back up some of the largest arguments on the Don Juan Message board. that would be pretty epic.
Jules Verne
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That guy is great.
MikeBrown30
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Out of curiosity I made an ad on craigslist with that piece written by Rollo to see what reactions I would get. I received a couple of spambots, 1 serious reply, and another which seems suspicious, "she" did called me a <unt, but then attaches a nude photo to the email, just because it said "pic for pic". Although they did include the strip club reference, so I don't think it's a bot. Anyone want to take a stab at some replies?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Desdinova
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And here was his picture:KillaPetehog said:
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/drbeard.jpg
amoka
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This is golden... a perfect optimization problem.Desdinova said:
I remember one of skip's posts where he proposed and experimented on seducing his mother. Anybody have a hand on such a post...Well, of course, he got banned several times even after creating multiple user names.
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6-heads lewis
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.