"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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favorite opening line

billy_bronx

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what is your favorite opening line when meeting girls and do they work. :trouble:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"whatup fool"

"Excuse me miss, but I believe you have a little sand in your vagina."

Works everytime.
 

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Bonjour, ca va
 

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"I like popcorn!"

....Field tested by me in all situations.. works like a charm.



anymore though im trying everything, from simply introducing myself to running up on a girl and demanding "WHO ARE YOU?"


"ok... lets goto vegas!" is not a good opener lol. Field tested, bombage.


...I did open the other night at a club when I was free balling it. I was walking past a girl that was dancing in the lounge... "Hey i'm not wearing any boxers", she didnt say a werd, she just reached her hand into my pants and grabbed hold, hahaha... then she was like "Wow thats awesome" funny as hell, I think she was with her boyfriend though so not much more then that. Openings don't have alot of significance to me right now, I'm cold approaching so much its just becoming natural as hell... just go for it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I'm actually starting to use the "Excuse me I saw you over there and wanted to ask you a question" "Are you single". I know some people might not like it but I think it does the trick or if they are in sets I will open up with a canned line maybe "I need help what's a good desert for Thanks?"
 

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j0n024 said:
I'm actually starting to use the "Excuse me I saw you over there and wanted to ask you a question" "Are you single". I know some people might not like it but I think it does the trick or if they are in sets I will open up with a canned line maybe "I need help what's a good desert for Thanks?"
lol... "excuse me I saw you over there and wanted to ask you a question.... are you single?"... awesome! Seriously! I think I will try it... I will try any opener a few times.

But this opener is wrong for so many reasons that it kinda makes it right... I'm always trying to prove that your opener doesn't really matter.
 

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I prefer openers that are related to the situation. Whatever she is doing, looking at, talking about, etc. I find something interesting to add. This method goes completely under the rader, doesnt send up a bitsh shield, raises little suspicion, and doesnt set you up for rejection.

The beach is still a little tricky for me, because a girl, lying down, sunbathing, enjoying her relaxation is a difficult target to approach. I mean, what?? "Hey can you rub some sunscreen on me? Is any one laying here(motioning right next to her towel on a large beach)

But hey, I just though of a possible one that could work. You come right up behind her and to the side and sit down and say, "Hi Mandy, or whatever name you like, pretending that you thought she was someone else. You can then bypass your mistake and strike up some conversation or observation. I'll try it.
 

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jesusrules said:
hi, how are you.

thats what i like.
Actually, "Hi" with a nice smile works really well for me. It is simple and and invites the woman to respond.

And oh yeah, if you are having a bad day... stay home because you are going to come off as angry or desperate.
 

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Dongfu said:
I prefer openers that are related to the situation. Whatever she is doing, looking at, talking about, etc. I find something interesting to add. This method goes completely under the rader, doesnt send up a bitsh shield, raises little suspicion, and doesnt set you up for rejection.
this is exactly what I do. I observe where her attention is, put my attention there, and make a funny comment about it

on top of getting rid of the playa vibe, it shows you're socially intelligent
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ready123 said:
this is exactly what I do. I observe where her attention is, put my attention there, and make a funny comment about it

on top of getting rid of the playa vibe, it shows you're socially intelligent
yaeh, trying to act like a playa just makes you look like an idiot, unless your gaming some skanky white trash hos. :eek:
 

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theres no need to be raceist dongfu, its unnaceptable
 

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sebastionay said:
theres no need to be raceist dongfu, its unnaceptable
Well, i'm white, if that helps you. All I am saying is that acting like a playa, especially if your white, is just silly. Only stupid girls fall for that act.

Wasnt trying to offend your trailer park queen either. :D JK LOL
 

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well im white middle class myself and use the same tactic as you on a night out as it happens, its wrong to just carectorise a race of people from a certain status background though, youl gets slags wealthy or poor from any race and not more so in some races than others really
 
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