shagnscoob
Senior Don Juan
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I wanna see some crazy MMA fights via youtube or googlevideo... anyone have some favorites?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
WE ARE ONE!Hydroblunt said:Genki Sudo probably has the most entertaining ones.
Ehh, wouldn't go that far. His apprentice, Mauricio "The Shogun" Rua has long surpassed him. Watch a sparring video they made, Wanderlei wouldn't have much of a chance nowdays.Don John NJ said:Look for Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Siva
In my opinion the best middleweight on the planet.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Meh, shogun is an overrated fighter. It annoys me that people can even think of him as number one. He hasn't been at his best in the last year, all his fights are boring! Clearly he is a number 3 fighter with chuck and wandy 1&2.Hydroblunt said:Ehh, wouldn't go that far. His apprentice, Mauricio "The Shogun" Rua has long surpassed him. Watch a sparring video they made, Wanderlei wouldn't have much of a chance nowdays.